Coleen Rooney

[impossibleprincess]

If you ever need tips on how not to dress, turn to this girl. Newly in the money thanks to her footballer boyfriend and Boy, does she want everyone to know.
seafoam balenciaga-(nothing wrong with the bag, obviously), pink unlabeled kaftan, chloe belt, pink shoes, sevens.

juicy tracksuit...the chav's favourite

pucci boots, khaki juicy couture top, denim mini

 

[jadedomega]

yuck.

 

[helena]

minger

 

[Acid]

shes spend 5 MILLION POUNDS

thats nearly 10 MILLION DOLLARS......to all u americas

in 1 year........on various things.........houses, jewellery, beauty, clothes etc etc....

she is the extreme example of money not being able to buy taste. her boyfriend recently got signed as a BIG BIG soccer player and so she is loaded now and just spends spends spends

she wears missoni everything, mukluks, balenciaga bags, terrible hair extentions, fake tans....etc

 

[kitsch]

All together now - "ew".

 

[PrinceOfCats]

Kappa slappa + cash = her.

 

[Acid]

no Prince.......Vicky Pollard is the only true Kappa slapper

 

[helena]

who is vicky pollard acid? another footballers wife?

sorry I know I am going off topic but have you seen Sonia from Eastenders - oh my god - she has had a boob job! she just looks like a fat slapper.

 

[PrinceOfCats]

She's the slapper from Little Britain who sold her baby for a Westlife CD!

 

[boho_babe]

no Prince.......Vicky Pollard is the only true Kappa slapper

I agree with you!!

 

[boho_babe]

Thats a picture of her!!

 

[liberty33r1b]

i saw recently a pic of her in a poncho....even though i'd agree that ponchos per se dont look good on too many people, THAT was definitely a bad image!

 

[Tinuviel]

Sigh. It just kills me what some people do with their money. (or rather their bf's money)

 

[Mabli]

After all those granny hooker stories we all had to read about I think this is her way of paying him back...I'll bet she says "Look wayne i just spend £10,000 of your money on this disgusting pink top"

Mwahahahahaaaa.

 

[helena]

She's the slapper from Little Britain who sold her baby for a Westlife CD!

yip so she is....

 

[Alicia9]

British new style icon

 

[Alicia9]

 

[pradaesk]

poor thing!

 

[Kimkhuu]

And believe me, she thinks she's the hottest.

 

[erin_k]

sometimes she looks like she's trying to pull off a sienna miller..