Coleen Rooney

[breathe0xygen]

Just looking at her is way too painful...

 

[pinkcouture]

She should use all that money to hire herself a stylist and a personal trainer..

 

[roppal222]

Pass the sick bag

She reminds me of that other repulsive eye sore Meg Matthews(ex wife of Oasis' Noel Gallagher) They think if they dress from head to toe in designer, it will somehow automatically make them fashion savvy and attractive.

Proof that money and intelligence are not directly proportional.

She is what we call a 'chavette' http://chavscum.co.uk/

 

[breathe0xygen]

She should use all that money to hire herself a stylist and a personal trainer..

she has her pride
But I agree... after being chosen for "Worst dressed 2004" anyone would consider hiring a stylist.

heres another pic...

 

[As You Like It]

she has her pride
But I agree... after being chosen for "Worst dressed 2004" anyone would consider hiring a stylist.

heres another pic...

Good heavens. Would it kill her to buy the damn 16? She's obviously not a 12, and looks like her jeans are going to cut her bum in half, or possibly quarters.

 

[impossibleprincess]

so she did actually get voted worst dressed? B/c i was wondering why no magazines were slagging her off. They always talk about how much money she spends, but not on what a disaster she looks. My friend was flicking through a mag the other day and she was horrified that they actually made nice comments about her style!!

 

[vintage_princess]

I dont care too much for her...she suddenly gets to spend sh*t loads of money on anything she wants...so what? A lot of people do that and to be brutally honest, so would I

 

[Misako]

this girl tries tooooo hard. and falls flat on her face. Yikes. what a walking distaster of all trends coalescing onto one person at one time. I think she challenges Paris for that title - especially Paris's recent image with her going to the airport, looking as if she was wearing everything instead of putting it into her suitcase...the fuzzy boots, tracksuit...etc etc...

 

[liberty33r1b]

that's what i meant: the poncho and her!

just horrible!
i can't look at it for too long....

 

[lizzyb831]

I would be PISSED if I was her bf. They're not even married and she's spending all that money.
Who's that redhead that was posted upthread???

 

[breathe0xygen]

I heard he (her fiance) wasn't a very good dresser himself...

 

[prixi]

Gawd. Juicy Couture is VILE. and those jeans..it pains me.

 

[MissP]

sometimes she looks like she's trying to pull off a sienna miller..

That's how the 90% of English girls dress, unfortunately



On a lighter note, this is what I would've done with the money:
- buy property
- plastic surgery (so much work to do on her body, so little time...)
- a chastity belt for mr rooney and weekly STD tests

 

[MissP]

I would be PISSED if I was her bf. They're not even married and she's spending all that money.
Who's that redhead that was posted upthread???

trust me if your boyfriend cheated on you with prostitutes you'd burn his money as well. i know i would.

 

[Acid]

She reminds me of that other repulsive eye sore Meg Matthews(ex wife of Oasis' Noel Gallagher) They think if they dress from head to toe in designer, it will somehow automatically make them fashion savvy and attractive.

OMG last season at fashion week she was sitting on a sofa outside the backstage area at FF and i swear to god she needs the award for 'best donatella impression' her skin was so tanned it was rediculous, and she was just a disaster, bearing her legs and all

 

[liberty33r1b]

OMG last season at fashion week she was sitting on a sofa outside the backstage area at FF and i swear to god she needs the award for 'best donatella impression' her skin was so tanned it was rediculous, and she was just a disaster, bearing her legs and all

why was she even there? i mean, why would someone invite her?
with that fashion sense?

 

[renferme]

She's young, shes got a rich fiancee and she doesn't have a stylist. Give her a break - how would you feel if you were judged like that?

I used to wear pretty dodgy stuff myself at 18.

 

[impossibleprincess]

i'm sorry but so what if she doesn't have a stylist?? Who said that you can only look good with a stylist?? Sienna Miller doesn't have one. The only reason Hannah Sandling is claiming to be sienna's ex stylist is b/c they used to live together. I doubt Kate Moss gets up in the morning and says, "oh my God, definitely going to be paparazzi today, let me get my stylist on speed dial". I don't think it's so much about Coleen wears but how she wears it all at once.All of it.Together.

And you don't have to be older to know how to dress. Look at Ashley Olsen. Sienna.Or Kirsten Dunst. Maggie Gylenhaal. Kate M was dressing amazingly even before she hit 30.

 

[vintage_princess]

I used to wear pretty dodgy stuff myself at 18.

hehe me too..

 

[Hanne]

And you don't have to be older to know how to dress. Look at Ashley Olsen. Sienna.Or Kirsten Dunst. Maggie Gylenhaal. Kate M was dressing amazingly even before she hit 30.

Granted you don't have to be old to know how to dress..but both Ashley Olsen and Kirsten Dunst have been more or less brought up in the media spotlight..and Kate was pretty young when she was introduced to the whole fashion scene.. giving them all an edge or advantage.

And then you have, what 19 year old, Coleen, suburban, unsophisticated, and with a lot of money all of the sudden to burn. I'm not saying she'll get style (bought or developed with maturity), but she might. But with the "footballs first-wife" Victoria Beckham as a role-model (?) who can really blame the poor girl?