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Doutzen Kroes

Disseminating my children throughout the Internet, an apt simulacrum for the gamete fecundity I tragically lack, what with no testes and all.

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There would be hair where you don't see any.
 
I like the photo you posted, but I don't understand anything from your comment :blink: It must be my english:unsure:
 
style_expert said:
^ no it's not your english, I don't understand a word from it. :blink: :huh:

My drawings are my children and I'm spreading them around the Internet because I can't impregnate many women as I am one myself, and therefore cannot produce real children, so the drawings are a replacement.
 
^^ :shock: :blink: :huh: :cry:

It is in english, but the person is just using words that nobody uses anymore.

I think this person also confused themself lol, when he/she/it says There should be hair where you dont see any, well I don't see any on doutzen's face so does she have a beard? :shock: :o :cry:

^ well this latest explanation just confuses things further. You cant make woman pregnant, so you pretend your drawing of doutzen kroes is your child, and now you are spreading her around the internet?! Are you related to tom cruise?
 
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sethii said:
I think this person also confused themself lol, when he/she/it says There should be hair where you dont see any, well I don't see any on doutzen's face so does she have a beard? :shock: :o :cry:

I was being facetious.
 
sethii said:
^^ :shock: :blink: :huh: :cry:

It is in english, but the person is just using words that nobody uses anymore.

I think this person also confused themself lol, when he/she/it says There should be hair where you dont see any, well I don't see any on doutzen's face so does she have a beard? :shock: :o :cry:

^ well this latest explanation just confuses things further. You cant make woman pregnant, so you pretend your drawing of doutzen kroes is your child, and now you are spreading her around the internet?! Are you related to tom cruise?

My drawings are like my children, but you've generally understood it. And I wish I were, my eyes would be just dreamy.

I don't find this a rather difficult concept to absorb.
 
style_expert said:
Okay, now I'm even more confused!

I like my drawings, I'm showing them to everyone - as someone would their children. That's it.
 
^ Okay, well I must say your drawing of Doutzen is really nice! You are talented. I wish I could draw:rolleyes:
 
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what is wrong with that male model? Doutzen Kroes is in your face! ughhh! :lol:
 
style_expert said:
^ no it's not your english, I don't understand a word from it.

I’m glad I’m not the only one…

skadih said:
My drawings are my children and I'm spreading them around the Internet because I can't impregnate many women as I am one myself, and therefore cannot produce real children, so the drawings are a replacement.

From this point I get it! P.S You’re painting is wonderful.. First I thought it was a ‘negative picture’ but then the colours wouldn't be right. I think that a compliment:flower:

It is in english, but the person is just using words that nobody uses anymore.

I think this person also confused themself lol, when he/she/it...
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