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Gwyneth Paltrow...rap star?

Seriously I think she is recording an album with William Orbit...she actually wasn't so bad on the Duets soundtrack.
 
I was already in shock when I heard Gwyneth and Beyonce are best buddies and then I heard that!:shock:

First of all, she can't sing for s**t and second of all how out of place did she look. This prim and proper white girl with her hair in a ballerina bun onstage at a rap gig. She wasn't even bopping to the beat!

Actually, that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Maybe Gwyneth will feature in Jay-Z's next video all blinged up shaking her flat booty and thrusting her flat chest towards the camera!:lol:
 
Now I am truly convinced once and for all that I HAVE seen everything. I never even thought I'd ever see the day when Gwenyth and the word "rap" were put in the same sentence. Of course, I would have been truly truly pick me up off the floor shocked if she was actually good....which she clearly as not. :lol:
 
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Shocking News: Gwyneth is really, really white.
 
zembla said:
Seriously I think she is recording an album with William Orbit...she actually wasn't so bad on the Duets soundtrack.
Oh, god, she's feasting on Madonna's crumbs...Not to say Orbit isn't a great producer, just very 1998.

Oh lord...

Please, Gwyneth, I just forgot about you...Why wont you let me be?
 
Wow, that noise coming out of her mouth is similar to the sound my cat made when husband accidently stepped on him.
 

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