Jessica Alba

[MonkeyFish]

i love thesuperficial.com! you gotta love the captions:



While filming a special for MTV, Jessica Alba claims she had a monkey's tongue inside her mouth.

"I'm shooting a special for MTV and they told me all I had to do was push my lips out a little and the monkey would give me a peck, but instead she rammed her tongue inside my mouth and swept it all around in a circle. She touched every inch in there. It was the most disgusting thing ever."​

Is it wrong that I find myself wanting to kill a monkey out of vengeful jealousy? Those little bastards really have it good, lying in trees all day throwing feces, and occasionally sticking their tongues in Jessica Alba's mouth. I've tried the throwing feces thing, but until I get to make out with Jessica Alba I won't be satisfied with my life as a human. And in other semi-related news, Jessica Alba has also told Observer Magazine that she's sick of being typcast.

"The scripts I get are always for the wh*re, or the motorcycle chick in leather, or the horny maid. I get all these screenplays that start, 'Tawnya is in the shower. The water streams down her naked perky breasts. I don't think that is happening to Natalie Portman."​

That's because Natalie Portman isn't so insanely hot that men literally die when they see her in person. I don't want to start any rumors, but this one time I saw Jessica Alba tap a guy on the shoulder to ask for directions and then his penis exploded because he couldn't handle how hot she was. True story.

The reason natalie portman does not get typecast is because she does not flaunt her sexiness like u do jessica alba, and chooses not to pose topless in mens magazines.

 

[slit skirt]

a lot of appeal with sweetness but also some spice

 

[vix123]

Jessica Alba wearing a cap that says White Boy and her boyfriend Cash Warren chat with a couple of friends after having lunch at the Newsroom restaurant in Beverly Hills, Ca 2nd August

(isifa.com)

 

[LibertyRose]

New pictures from GettyImages

My other favorite Eva Mendes was also at the same premiere, but didn't look as good. Salma Hayek on the other hand looked blah.

 

[jane_c]

i'm liking the top part but then it gets very blah with the skirt

 

[-Mya-]

I absolutely Jessica Alba's floral halter dress!! She looks gorgeous in those pics, and I like her hair like that. She's definitely a natural beauty. I also like the purple dress she's wearing. Anyway, in my opinion, I think she gets typecasted as the wh*re or sl*t in movies because she can't really act too well...and since she keeps choosing those roles, she's gonna keep getting them... also i disagree, natalie portman is just as hott as jessica alba..just watch closer and u'll see...

 

[shopsmuch]

The reason natalie portman does not get typecast is because she does not flaunt her sexiness like u do jessica alba, and chooses not to pose topless in mens magazines.

I think some women just naturally ooze sexuality no matter how they act or dress. Jessica is one of these them. Natalie Portman is beautiful but she is not one of these types of women.

 

[LeonieAlexandria]

I think some women just naturally ooze sexuality no matter how they act or dress. Jessica is one of these them. Natalie Portman is beautiful but she is not one of these types of women.

totally not true.
Look at Rachel Bilson for example, she's 'sexY'..but she doesnt seem so 'sl*tty' as Alba ..i mean alba posted for idunnohowmany guy-magazines.. and look at her movies : she's always the sexbomb dressed in underwear and skimpycloths. natalie conveys a feeling of class.

 

[vix123]

Jessica with boyfriend in Beverly Hills 4th August

(slave4u.com)

 

[splatooey]

totally not true.
Look at Rachel Bilson for example, she's 'sexY'..but she doesnt seem so 'sl*tty' as Alba ..i mean alba posted for idunnohowmany guy-magazines.. and look at her movies : she's always the sexbomb dressed in underwear and skimpycloths. natalie conveys a feeling of class.

alba cant help it...if she didnt sell herself as a sexbomb, she would never get hired--her acting sucks! natalie (aside from star wars) is a great actress, hence no need to sell out.

 

[lolita729]

totally not true.
Look at Rachel Bilson for example, she's 'sexY'..but she doesnt seem so 'sl*tty' as Alba ..i mean alba posted for idunnohowmany guy-magazines.. and look at her movies : she's always the sexbomb dressed in underwear and skimpycloths. natalie conveys a feeling of class.

u can t compare rachel bilson to jessica alba, rachel s cute but definitly not sexy. jessica has that woman sexiness going for her not the cute girl thing. big difference.

 

[brokenenglish]

She wears ALOT of baseball caps. She must have a huge collection, like a guy!

 

[texastess]

Jessica Alba is gorgeous. She seems like one of those women that has a look that appeals to both men and women.

 

[style_savy]

Her style is so average to me. jeans, tee and a ballcap for candids and a pretty dress for events. *yawn*

 

[sugarbabefairy]

Totally agree style savy!

 

[Strut]

I actually like her candid style. I get so sick of seeing the boho look that it's nice and refreshing to see her wear something that isn't too trendy.

 

[vix123]

jessica and boyfrien in Los Cabos, Mexico 1st August

(brunopress)

 

[vix123]

Jessica out in Hollywood, CA 7th August

(brunopress)

 

[jadedomega]

Flaunt (via Oh No LJ)

 

[miss.fashionista]

Jessica Alba at Mr. Chow's in Beverly Hills 8/10 (jjb)