Jessica Simpson in love with Dane Cook!

[masquerade]

i hate dane cook. hes a talentless hack
i hate jessica simpson. shes a talentless hack

therefore, they are perfect for eachother

 

[fezbatik]

who is he??

 

[BohemianBeauty22]

who is he??

A comedian.

 

[RobertaCastello]

Good thing he is a comediant, cause she'a joke.

 

[liberty33r1b]

that poor guy....

 

[fashionista-ta]

I'm going to ask this to Dane and I'm sure he would laugh his fannie off if he read this...."ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR F***ING MIND???".

This may be mean...but I'm going to say this anyway. We know what Dane likes and Jessucka must be good at it.....

Yeah, take that, everyone who said she was talentless

 

[BohemianBeauty22]

Yep, there ya go!

 

[Sun_Goddess01]

My bf thinks hes a good comedian, but i never find his jokes to be that funny. Jessica Simpson has a good voice but her music is
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[snowqueen]

aww i guess everyone deserves to be loved by someone

 

[rainglow]

^^ that's like what I always say about Posh and Becks....when God made them, he matched them!!

 

[Velouria]

But I liked Dane Cook. Oh well.

 

[Xpose]

I don't care. Jessica can have what man she want's, but I feel sad for poor Nick

 

[oanadobre]

Isn't he the guy that kissed Charlize Theron's butt on Jay Leno's show?

 

[NOE]

Isn't he the guy that kissed Charlize Theron's butt on Jay Leno's show?

Yes!

I think he's hilarious and too smart to be dating Jessica... I'm sure it's all rumors.. He's suppose to have a girlfriend that he's been dating for years.

 

[KhaoticKharma]

I have so much to say, yet I just...can't. Other than that I think my Rimmel Teflon toe nail polish will last longer than this relationship.

 

[scblonndie]

He's actually really funny.

 

[BohemianBeauty22]

I think he's hilarious and when they break up, I bet he'll have alot to say in his comedy routines.

 

[style_savy]

omg that's so weird because I'm in love with him too lol. As a huge Dane fan though I must inform you all that he's been in a serious relationship with a babe for the past 2 years and they are very much in love and it's not ending over Jessica lol.

 

[Zen]

Dane Cook? What is he? Actor? Singer? Or a Bum like Britney Spears husband Kevin???????????

 

[style_savy]

Dane Cook? What is he? Actor? Singer? Or a Bum like Britney Spears husband Kevin???????????

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He is far from a bum. He's been a comedian for the last 15 years and in the past three he has emerged as one of the most successful comedians today. His comedy disc Retailiation was on the billboard charts beating out singers such as Kelly Clarkson. When he appeared as the host on SNL it was the highest rated episode in their history. I could go on and on about him but just visit his site: danecook.com and be amazed.B)