Jessica Simpson's movie "Blonde Ambition"- A Bomb?

[cosmogrl5]

I am sorry, but...

Bomb Ambition

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Poor little [FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif, Verdana][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif, Verdana]Jessica [/FONT][/FONT]. This movie thing really isn't working out for her. According to US Weekly, "Blonde Ambition" will go straight to DVD and will only be released in theaters Internationally. Why? The rest of the world shouldn't have to suffer!

A source said, “The movie is absolutely horrible. It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting.”

A rep for Jessica denied the claims. The studio also denied that anything was confirmed. They said, “The final distribution plans have not been confirmed, so it would be premature to comment at this time.”

Jessica has already moved on to her next project. She's currently shooting "Major Movie Star" which is a rip-off of Private Benjamin. Blonde Ambition is a rip-off of Working Girl. Expect her to star next in a movie about a Beverly Hills housewife who takes over her daughter's girl scout troup.

Seriously, Jessica is going to become queen of ruining classic 80s movies.

source: D-Listed[/color]

 

[princesslauren]

Ughhh she needs to go away...lol at the the rip-off comments...if she tries to remake troop beverly hills...ughhh...nooo haha

 

[Salvatore]

Poor thing.

 

[Spike413]

I would love it if Madonna tries to shut down the entire project because of the title, that would be so great.....one bad actress ruining the hopes and dreams of another.

 

[kissmesweet]

Ughhh she needs to go away...

SHE DOES!

 

[cosmogrl5]

The picture up top that goes with the story drives me nuts. She looks like a deranged Shirley Temple.

 

[chicsassy7]

I would love it if Madonna tries to shut down the entire project because of the title, that would be so great.....one bad actress ruining the hopes and dreams of another.

That is so funny

 

[Gypsy_Doll]

The picture up top that goes with the story drives me nuts. She looks like a deranged Shirley Temple.

Priceless!

 

[SomethingElse]

Gross picture - is she chewing gum? Here is a link to the trailer. This looks awful and should have been called "Dumb Blonde Rendition".!

 

[pinksatin]

Oh sad. I'm a little embarrassed for her. I say only a little because I don't care enough. She missed a few places with the lipstick too....

 

[Spike413]

Marilyn Monroe is turning in her grave!!!

 

[jun3machina]

jessica, just go and do playboy. it's about all yah got, darlin'!

 

[cosmogrl5]

^ OMG- that would creep me out because her dad would probably go to the shoot!

 

[iLoveCouture]

She should just stop what she is doing, b/c nothing is working. I'm sure that her hair extensions that she is trying to sell are flying off of the shelves too!

 

[smith1016]

The trailer says it all.....awful. I cringed.. She needs to give up on acting. seriously.

 

[cosmogrl5]

It is sort of funny that of all the things she has tried, the reality show was her most successful endeavor. I am sure I will get criticized for saying this, but I never thought she was a good singer. She screams or tries to sound breathy and the result is not pleasant. Maybe if she didn't sound like she was trying to force it so hard, she would sound good, but I don't know. I think with the right role, maybe she would be decent at acting in some cheesy sitcom or something. The worst thing I ever saw her do was her Time Warner digital cable commercial as "Daisy Duke"....the girl grew up in Texas yet couldn't fake the accent!!! Anyway, my point (I think I still have one!) is that she does much better when she is natural and is herself (she looks much better too).

 

[smith1016]

^I know what you mean about her singing. I think she has a good voice, but tends to overdo it. I remember when "I want to love you forever" was played on the radio, I think it would've been in '99 or '00 and the first thing I always thought on hearing it was "who is this girl and why does she scream through most of this song?"

 

[cosmogrl5]

^ Exactly! She yells and screams in her songs, and I think it is to prove that she can sing. Instead it just distracts from the fact that she might actually have a good voice. I don't think anyone expects her to be a good actress, but I imagine that she will have her fair share of box offices bombs within the next year or so. After those, maybe someone will offer her a sitcom on the WB Network (or whatever it is called now).

 

[beaverhausen]

The picture up top that goes with the story drives me nuts. She looks like a deranged Shirley Temple.

She looks like Anna Nicole's version of Shirley Temple but with better lipliner.

 

[zionforsell]

I saw the trailer... No one should have to see this. It is painful, grotesque, and utterly dumb. Not mentioning completely unorigional. Jeez, this gave me goosebumps (the bad one)! I have found out that all it takes to vomit is a bad trailer, or a trailer with JS in it!