Karl Criticizes Nicole

Is this a joke, I don't care what he says, but who on earth would slam their spokesmodel of the moment!?! :huh: :rolleyes:

And what's the point of saying that, I mean doesn't he realise that he's just a saggy underweight old man who dresses like some Star Wars weirdo.

Ugh, he's so annoying. Now what's next? Claiming Kate Moss has a fake nose? :rolleyes:
 
Side note, she does look pretty terrible in real life. Not that it means that Karla should run her mouth :lol:
 
jadedomega said:
Hey...what's wrong with having ENDLESS legs...isn't that a good thing?

Yeah, totally!

I guess he couldn`t find something bad on her so he bitched about something good...:rolleyes: BAD PERFORMANCE KARL!
 
Kimkhuu said:
Is this a joke, I don't care what he says, but who on earth would slam their spokesmodel of the moment!?! :huh: :rolleyes:

And what's the point of saying that, I mean doesn't he realise that he's just a saggy underweight old man who dresses like some Star Wars weirdo.

I'm in complete agreement with you here :ninja:
 
This is only half of what he said - I read he went on to Kate Moss next and said again about how he designs stuff for thin people.

Nicole Kidman might well be taking fashion designer Karl Lagerfeld off her Christmas card list after he had a pop at her figure.

The fashion legend blurted out that Nicole has a "bizarre body make-up" and "not very much in the way of breasts".

Nic appeared in the designer's dresses for her recent Chanel No 5 advertising campaign - but might not opt for his frocks again after his comments.

Lagerfeld said: "She has this bizarre body make-up: endless legs and not very much in the way of breasts. What she shows to the world is not her.

"Her perfection is an illusion: she knows it and couldn't give a damn. There are recipes I can't divulge."

And he didn't stop at Nicole, according to the Daily Telegraph, Karl has also had a bit of a dig at British supermodel Kate Moss:

"She's far from perfect. She is smaller than the others, with bow legs - and something about her face is slightly skew-whiff," he revealed.

You'd think the charm would end there, but he also sneaked in a snipe at non-skinny people when he revealed his high-street collection for H&M, saying:

"What I created was fashion for slim, slender people."

-ananova.com
 
As You Like It said:
Then again, what can we expect from a pinch-faced harpy in a rattail, who wears his shirt collars so tight he looks like his head was photoshopped on to a body drawn by Edward Gorey. The man must be suffering an awful lack of oxygen.
:lol: :lol: :lol: well put :lol:
 
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I wonder if his head would fall of without that collar =/
 
"She has this bizarre body make-up: endless legs and not very much in the way of breasts. What she shows to the world is not her.

"Her perfection is an illusion: she knows it and couldn't give a damn. There are recipes I can't divulge."


I don't knwo what the fuss is about? sure he is a little bitchy, but its probably taken out of context. she is an illusion because she does posess abnormal measurements for the average human being! I think he's pretty accurate in his description..perfection is an illusion-she reminds me of old hollywood stars that were always perfectly made up..she promoting an image. To me she comes off looking like a mannequin that someone dressed up in chanel suits.
 
So what if she does wear body make up. Karl is such a b*tch.
 
evexa said:
I wonder if his head would fall of without that collar =/

hmm...his head does look like it's screwed on to that collar. :rofl: not suprised in the least over what he said about nicole and kate. I don't think he meant it maliciously because I know he adores nicole and kate - he wouldn't have used either of them to face his campaigns if he didn't think they were beautiful in their own way...he's far too perfectionistic... but bluntness is NOT an excuse for being rude, so shame on him. I think karl lives in some bizarre fantasy world of perfection...no one will ever achieve the type of beauty he idolises unless they take drastic measures. :ninja:
 
I don't like Kate Moss and all but gee...way to go Karl for slamming both your Chanel No 5 and Coco Chanel spokemodels.......

Idiot.
 
evexa said:
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I wonder if his head would fall of without that collar =/


I'm assuming that he wears collars like that to hide neck flab. When you loose as much weight as he did your neck turns all flabby and loose. Maybe he just wants to cover it up?

It's like at the end of Austin Powers Gold Member where fat bastard went on the subway diet and lost 180 pounds and he said "And unfortunately my neck does look like a vagina." :lol:

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How much stupider can one get. Trashing his own spokesmodel. And is not having very much in the way of breasts and endless legs such bad things anyway ? i thought the hypocritical bulldog favoured waifs ? Besides..few are so naive as to think that the beauty of celebrities are completely natural..

silly karly.
 

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