NEW YORK – "I'm not trying to imply that Natasha wasn't smart before the accident," said designer Zac Posen. "But the change has been...noticeable." Supermodel Natasha Poly, 23, suffered severe head trauma on a recent Russian Vogue shoot after falling onto the upturned spike of a platform heel. Upon recovering consciousness, Poly reportedly snatched a scalpel from the operating ER physician and carved into the hospital wall a set of intergalactic coordinates that pointed to an overlooked meteor hurtling toward Earth. "It can be said with confidence that Miss Poly singularly saved mankind from total destruction," said Dr. Alan Jenkins, 62, who led the ensuing meteoric obliteration mission. Since then, Poly has texted back and forth with President Barack Obama to strategize a new multivariable wind turbine supply chain for southwestern Rhode Island. –Celine Sumner