more quotes..
On being a "set b*tch":
If Jennifer's making a film in which she's playing a very dark character and she's doing a scene in which she's thinking about suicide or something, when she comes off the scene and she's still really, really sad, she walks into the trailer and I just mock her. I absolutely do. I sit there with my guitar singing songs with lines like: 'Oooooh, my name's Jennifer and I'm an actress and I'm so intense…'
On getting his part in beautiful mind:
"I don't know how printable this is, but Robert Downey Jr., who's a genius actor, was going to be playing my part but he relapsed or whatever it's called. And I got the part. That's what I'm talking about when I say I'm lucky. The poor f*cker went into rehab, but I got a really cushty job and met my wife. He might have been with her. In a parallel universe, she and Robert Downey Jr... Oh. My. God!"
On why he thinks he was bullied at school:
"I've just got one of those faces."
On his and jennifer's wedding in Scotland:
"Scotland is the Las Vegas of Europe - they'll marry anybody,"
Jennifer on Paul:
"I'm breast-feeding Stellan at the moment and I caught Paul the other day with the breast pump on. I hear him go, 'Ouch,' so I go into the room and the thing is sucking his nipples. He said, 'I heard if something happens to the mother, men can start to lactate.' So I'm starting to feel a bit fearful for my well-being."
On jennifer's beauty:
"Well, you say that," he says. "But close up, Jennifer's a real dog. I'm furious about it."
On jennifer's propensity for accents:
"It could have been any interchangeable bloke," he says. "Jude Law could have got the job. Really, any number of young hacks could have turned up. Orlando Bloom! Anybody."
On being a "set b*tch":
If Jennifer's making a film in which she's playing a very dark character and she's doing a scene in which she's thinking about suicide or something, when she comes off the scene and she's still really, really sad, she walks into the trailer and I just mock her. I absolutely do. I sit there with my guitar singing songs with lines like: 'Oooooh, my name's Jennifer and I'm an actress and I'm so intense…'
On getting his part in beautiful mind:
"I don't know how printable this is, but Robert Downey Jr., who's a genius actor, was going to be playing my part but he relapsed or whatever it's called. And I got the part. That's what I'm talking about when I say I'm lucky. The poor f*cker went into rehab, but I got a really cushty job and met my wife. He might have been with her. In a parallel universe, she and Robert Downey Jr... Oh. My. God!"
On why he thinks he was bullied at school:
"I've just got one of those faces."
On his and jennifer's wedding in Scotland:
"Scotland is the Las Vegas of Europe - they'll marry anybody,"
Jennifer on Paul:
"I'm breast-feeding Stellan at the moment and I caught Paul the other day with the breast pump on. I hear him go, 'Ouch,' so I go into the room and the thing is sucking his nipples. He said, 'I heard if something happens to the mother, men can start to lactate.' So I'm starting to feel a bit fearful for my well-being."
On jennifer's beauty:
"Well, you say that," he says. "But close up, Jennifer's a real dog. I'm furious about it."
On jennifer's propensity for accents:
"It could have been any interchangeable bloke," he says. "Jude Law could have got the job. Really, any number of young hacks could have turned up. Orlando Bloom! Anybody."
He's brilliant 
