She is enviably slim, has great hair, seemingly limitless funds, and is perpetually inundated with the kind of invitations any social butterfly would kill for.
But there is one thing poor Pippa Middleton does not have, and unfortunately for her it is something money can’t buy: style.
She has barely paused for breath in the past week, her life a never-ending carousel of society weddings, appearances and parties.
Given her media profile, I’ve no doubt that designers fall over themselves to offer her anything in their collections her heart should desire. So why can’t she ever get it right?
Time and again, Pippa, 29, appears with clothes like potato sacks, over-made-up panda eyes, a lack of a bra or any sort of upholstery at all — which means her breasts loll rather unfortunately like spaniel’s ears — with her knees exposed knobbly at every occasion.
Her look has no coherence whatsoever as she vacillates from Sloane Ranger circa 1982 to East End barmaid.