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20 MEN YOU CAN'T BEAT WITH A STICK
[font=arial, verdana, helvetica]Here are some men we cannot help but admire for one reason or another. We do not claim any of them are perfect. Who is? But the cool qualities greatly outweigh the lame.
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Ian MacKaye[/font] The ex-Minor Threat vocalist cofounded the Washington, DC indie record label Dischord, and he's a member of the band Fugazi. Fugazi have integrity oozing out of their ears: They've never signed to a major record label, they charge only five dollars a ticket for shows ("That's all I would want to pay," Ian told me.) and won't play venues that don't admit underage kids. "We figure that music should be open to everyone," he said.
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River Phoenix[/font] We all know about River's work for animal rights. We all know about his meatless diet. We all know about his fine movie performances. We all know he and his sister Rain have a little rock band. But I do not think enough importance is placed on River's cuteness. He is looking better and better as the years pass.
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Holden Caulfield[/font] The perfect boy is of course fictional. Holden Caulfield, the teenage protagonist of
The Catcher in the Rye, is so endearingly eloquent that we must quote him: "Finally, old Sally started coming up the stairs, and I started coming down to meet her. The funny part is, I felt like marrying her the minute I saw her. I'm crazy. I don't even like her much, and yet all of a sudden I felt like I was in love with her and wanted to marry her. I swear to God I'm crazy. I admit it."
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Lou Reed[/font] If I could have any one rock star as a friend, I'd pick Lou. Back in 1965 he started the Velvet Underground - only the coolest, most seminal band in the world. His lyrics are harsh and real, and he is about the only '60s rock star who has not sold out.
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Arch-bishop Desmond Tutu[/font] The 59-year-old South African religious leader has already been honored by winning the 1984 Nobel Peace Prize for his nonviolent opposition to apartheid. We would like to say that he is also cool because he does not stick religion in your face when he is doing his political things. In 1985, shortly after he became South Africa's first black Anglican bishop, he demanded that the South African government begin to dismantle apartheid. Instead, they declared a state of emergency. That's when Tutu realized the chances for peaceful change were not too good, so he called for economic sanctions against SA (i.e., he asked countries not to do business with them. When Reagan, then our president, announced only limited sanctions, Tutu called him "a racist, pure and simple."
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Peter Garrett[/font] What Midnight Oil's lead singer lacks in hair he makes up for in political consciousness. Garrett co-writes the Australian band's catchy songs, which deal with social issues like the rights of the aborigines, pollution and the exploitation of Australian coal miners. Peter is also president of the Australian Conservation Foundation, the largest environmental group in the country,a nd even came close to winning a senate election in 1984. In the spring of 1990 Midnight Oil did a very gutsy thing: They played "River Runs Red" in front of Exxon's Manhattan headquarters to protest the company's irresponsibility in the 1989 Valdez oil spill. "You can't treat the Earth like a garbage dump!" Petey yelled.
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Mark Lewman[/font] Known professionally as Lew, Mr. Lewman, 23, is the editor of
Go, a magazine for boys who like to play with bikes. Several years ago he and two friends started a skate T-shirt company called Club Homeboy. Lew made his way into our little lives by inundating
Sassy with bizarre little packages filled with Xeroxes of the Dr. Seuss-inspired tattoos on his biceps, biographies of such bands as the Bay City Rollers and a Charlie's Angels pendant set intact from the '70s. His writing is kind of like all those thigs, if you know what I mean. We liked Lew enough to let him edit a
Sassy-affiliated magazine for teenage boys called
Dirt, which is debuting in September.
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John Waters[/font] In high school the
Cry Baby director became obsessed with cheap horror and exploitation movies and soon began making his own Super 8 films with money his parents lent him.
Hairspray, Waters's first mainstream movie, was about a fat girl who makes good. Waters lovingly puts outcasts of society on a pedestal (he thinks fat people suffer from a lot of discrimination in America). Not only that, his friends tell us he's a very down-to-earth guy who never went Hollywood.
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KRS-One[/font] The rapper's real name is Kris Parker, and he ran away from his home in the South Bronx when he was 13. Living the next seven years on the streets and subways an din homeless shelters, Kris spent lots of time in libraries, "rounding out his education," as he told Mike Flaherty in this magazine a year ago. He began to write rhymes, and a counselor at his shelter who was a DJ by night helped him become a rapper. A lot of his raps are aboout the importance of education. KRS-One also founded the Stop the Violence movement, which speaks against black-on-black violence, and he says he is pro-human rather than just pro-black.
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Leonardo da Vinci[/font]
Mona Lisa and
Last Supper are just the tip of the iceberg as far as this guy is concerned. Leonardo was an all-around dude - what some refer to as a Renaissance man - and he was exceptional in that he fully used both the left (or logical) and the right (or creative) sides of his brain. For example, he sketched plans for what we know today as the helicopter, and that was way back around 1500. However, it's hard to say whether Leonardo was a babe, because in all the pictures of him, he is old.
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John Lennon[/font] Lennon was the first teen idol to use that fame to spread his political beliefs. A tireless crusader for peace, he was also fond of doing interviews in bed.
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John Cusack[/font] What a rarity: a young male actor who has never embarrassed himself (or us) by appearing in a bad movie. Also, he directs plays in Chicago and reads
The Nation.
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Paul Beatty[/font] Known as the hip-hop poet, Paul, who is somewhere in his twenties, writes contemporary verse drenced with (non-gratutious) references to TV game shows, advertisements and other junk culture. His stuff says a lot about what it's like to be black in America. Maybe Paul should set his poems to music and become a rapper, because he'd reach a lot more people and make a lot more money.
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Stephen Hawking[/font] Considered the most brilliant theoretical physicist since Albert Einstein, Hawking has made major discoveries about the physical nature of black holes - where space is bent and time as we know it ends. His research has advanced the possibility of a theory explaining how our universe began and how it works. And Hawking has done all of this while confined to a motorized wheelchair with Lou Gehrig's disease, and incurable condition that disables hs muscles and greatly hampers his ability to speak and write, but does not affect his brain.
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Mahatma Gandhi[/font] He worked for Indian independence by teaching passive resistance against British colonial rule. The British put Gandhi in jail several times, but they usually let him out when he threatened to starve himself to death. He also led the fight to get rid of India's caste system, which legally separated people into rigid classes. After India was given independence in 1947 and violence broke out between Hindus and Muslims, Gandhi fasted and visited the areas in conflict to end the fighting. He was shot to death by a Hindu fanatic in 1948.
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Paul Newman[/font] Besides the fact that he is still otallytay orgeousgay at 66, Paul is a great actor who has been nominated for an Oscar six times. He also makes that delicious spaghetti sauce, lemonade and popcorn, and donates all the profits to charity. Paul has been married to Joanne Woodward for 33 years, and we al know how rare lifelong marriages are in the entertainment business. I love him because you can just tell he is a nice person, and if anyone ever writes an expose saying otherwise, I will be very upset.
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Bob Marley[/font] Bob was the one who made reggae internationally popular. His music is filled with social commentary, and he always talked about peace and love. Also, he gave us Ziggy.
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Keith Haring[/font] Originally a New York City graffiti artist, Keith Haring became quite rich and famous with simple cave drawing-inspired images like his
Radiant Baby a crawling infant with lines emanating from him. However, he never turned into a jerk because of his success. He continued to do free art, like murals and subway graffiti, even after his work was commanding high prices. Keith taught art to kids for free, let street kids hang out at his studio, painted a huge mural in Harlem that says "Crack is Wack" and raised a lot of money for AIDS research and education. Haring died of AIDS in February 1990, and in his will he left money to the Boys Club of New York and Children's Village, an orphanage in Dobbs Ferry, NY. [font=arial, verdana, helvetica]
Martin Luther King, Jr.[/font] In case you've been hiding under a rokc: This Baptist minister adopted Gandhi's principles of nonviolent resistance to fight black oppression in America. He helped lead the year-long bus boycott in Montgomery, AL that ended segregated public transportation in 1956. He was involved in many struggles for black equality in the South, prompting John F. Kennedy to bring civil rights legislation to Congress, which was passed in 1964 after MLK led the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom. [font=arial, verdana, helvetica]
Jimmy Carter[/font] Poor Jimbo got a lot of flack while he was president for being ineffectual and wimpy. Maybe he was just too honest and nice. Since leaving office, he's done as much for world peace as almost every other president combined. Just for example: He started the Carter Center in Atlanta, which is entirely devoted to monitoring humn rights and resolving wars and conflicts around the world. "Our role," said Carter, "is to find common ground without prejudging who is right or wrong." Like when he went to Panama to mediate the elections and caught some of Manuel Noriega's henchmen stuffing ballot boxes with Noriea's name. He jumped on a platform and yelled in Spanish, "Are you honest people or thieves?" When he's not being a world peacemaker, he and his wife Roslyn build houses for the poor with Habitat for Humanity.