The Worst Songs - Ever!

[ModernLove7]

How many times have you ever turn the radio and think "what a horrible and stupid song is this? well here is your chance to tell us wich ones are your most dislikable songs :eek:



FOR ME I THINK THE WORST SONGS ARE
*"CANT TOUCH THIS" MC HAMMER (REMEMBER THE CLOTHING OH MY GOD!! AND THE WAY HE DANCED)
*"BELIEVE" CHER
*"RICO SUAVE" GERARDO (WITH HIS HAIR EXTENSION IN A BANDANA)
*"SHE BANGS' WILLIAM HUNK
*ALL THE SONGS FROM AQUA
*"TWO PRINCES" SPIN DOCTORS

AND MANY MORE ..........

 

[LolitaLuxe]

Omg

:eek: ^ awful indeed!!

i would have to nominate:

barenaked ladies- 1 week ( ?? i think that is the name)
britney spears-everytime ( and every song she ever recorded)
jackyl- im a lumberjack, baby ( or whatever the title is)
billy ray cyrus- achy breaky heart
bronski beat - i feel love ( donna summer cover )


ugh ...let me think....

 

[ModernLove7]

:eek: ^ awful indeed!!

i would have to nominate:

barenaked ladies- 1 week ( ?? i think that is the name)
britney spears-everytime ( and every song she ever recorded)
jackyl- im a lumberjack, baby ( or whatever the title is)
billy ray cyrus- achy breaky heart
bronski beat - i feel love ( donna summer cover )


ugh ...let me think....

UPS I DID IT AGAIN HAHAA

 

[MulletProof]

rico suave...

keane- somewhere only we know
cindy lauper- girls just wanna have fun (discuss discuss )
tobey keith- American soldier

i''ll post more later i guess, this is everything i can come up with right now.

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

All the eurotrash that comes to join us every summer... you know who you are...

 

[ball79]

nice!!

The funny thing is the you even memorize the lyrics of thsoe horrible songs!!! lol


Owwo there are a lottt!! haha I will name the ones I do remember right now.

1.My Heart Will Go On (Celine Dion)
2.Mambo number 5 (Lou Vega)
3.Slow(Kylie Minogue)
6.Macarena(Los del Rio)
7.I miss you(Blink 182) actually all their songs ..... awwggg
8.Beautiful Stranger(Madonna)so silly trying to sound Mod!! Lord have mercy!
9.My Neck My Back (Khia)
10.That don't impress me much (Shania Twain)
and still more and more,trust me I would be an energyzer rabbit on this thread !

 

[ModernLove7]

nice!!

The funny thing is the you even memorize the lyrics of thsoe horrible songs!!! lol


Owwo there are a lottt!! haha I will name the ones I do remember right now.

1.My Heart Will Go On (Celine Dion)
2.Mambo number 5 (Lou Vega)
3.Slow(Kylie Minogue)
6.Macarena(Los del Rio)
7.I miss you(Blink 182) actually all their songs ..... awwggg
8.Beautiful Stranger(Madonna)so silly trying to sound Mod!! Lord have mercy!
9.My Neck My Back (Khia)




10.That don't impress me much (Shania Twain)
and still more and more,trust me I would be an energyzer rabbit on this thread !

AHHA WOWO I FEEL LIKE A WOMAN IS THA ONE THAT APPEARED ON THE CAR COMERCIAL WITH THE GUY SINGING HAAHHAAHHA

 

[Fashionista101]

THANK YOU for making a thread about this so i can let out some steam!! first of all:

*GET RIGHT by J.Lo, it had such potential and then it has that HORRIBLE sax in the background that gives me such a headache.
*1 2 Step by Ciara, My Goodies was terrible too...why does she even try?
*Milkshake by Kelis, what was the point? I'm sorry, make sure your writer finishes highschool before you accept a song of theirs...
*Welcome To My Life by Simple Plan, I hate songs like this, whine whine whine, "you don't know what it's like to be me, no one understands how hard my life is, i can't go on." shut up.
*Rumors by Lindsay Lohan, this is yet another whiner song. She's so sick of people following her around and taking her pictures and saying things about her...well then dear, don't wear ugly Versace dresses that show your boobs, don't associate yourself with losers, and don't do things in public that you don't want talked about!
*Rich Girl by Gwen Stefani, I never liked that song and it's a shame because it has such potential. I just don't like her voice very much...
*Over and Over by Nelly and Tim McGraw, okay...it was good the first time I heard it because it was like, wow rapper and country singer...how weird? But now it's like, you just addmit how annoying your song is "I hear it over and over again" and...just shoot the radio.
*My Boo by Usher and Alicia Keys, I don't understand why everyone seems to LOVE this song. Usher's voice is unbelievably sharp, and it's just a boring song with a terrible melody. Please no.
--And I have a problem with most of Eminem's songs, all of them are basically about his struggle and his "terrible" mother and his "awful" wife and his adorable daughter. We understood how tough your life was with the first song that you did...no need to repeat yourself with every one after it.

Sorry my list is all current songs and it's kind of long with annoying explinations butI had to let out some steam! I'll probably think of more later on anyway, so get ready. Haha.

 

[As You Like It]

Some half-baked ***hole off of American Idol (I think) did this song last year called "Sorry for 2004." Let's just say I'm damn glad that song's obsolete now.

"Toxic," by Britney Spears. Girl sounds like a pig stuck under a gate. Put her out of her misery.

"California Girls," by the Beach Boys. Yay, go regional sterotyping and nationwide slutting around, guys.

"Proud to be an American" by Lee Greenwood. Gee I'm so glad you're so proud...now tell me again where you were during the Vietnam War? Back home spittin' 'baccy juice, warn't it?

"Happy Ending" by Averil Lavigne. Self-entitled, whiney, melodramatic twit.

"I Saw Red," Warrant. First song that was so overplayed to as to land squarely on my "damn I never want to hear this song again" list.

"Hotel California," by the Eagles. Words cannot describe how much I hate this song. Ditto "Witchy Woman." Basically, the Eagles can bite my left buttcheek.

Huh...I could go on. I'm a cranky beeeyotch where music is concerned.

 

[Nemova]

Great lists everyone, those are really hateful songs.

Mine for now would be New Radical's You get what you give (oh Lord, everybody loved it and I was the only one who didn't ), any new-metal song and anything from vintage "rock" bands (Hives, Strokes, blah blah blah).

 

[AlexN]

John Mayer - "Your Body is a Wonderland"
Kelis - "Milkshake"
Lindsay Lohan - "Rumours" and whatever Ashlee Simpson's single is, both because of the voice correction more than anything

Lots more to come (my mind is blanking)...

 

[ball79]

More stupid songs!



1.Smells like teen spirit (Nirvana)
2.Sunrise (Norah Jones)
3.Hero(Enrique Iglesias)
4.the whole thing about Avril Lavigne
5.Mexican Radio(wall of Voodoo)

*Now try to spend 2 hours listening to just one of those songs,and later on tell me what happened!!

 

[ModernLove7]

more songs

"What's up" 4 non blondes (in all its versions)
"short dick man" Gillete
"supersonic"
"what is love?" haddaway
"Sally" 2 live crew
"santeria" sublime
"kiss me" sixpence none the richer
"black or white" michael jackson
"mi abuela" wilfred y la ganga
and vico C songs

 

[ModernLove7]

"asereje" las ketchup
"lambada" kaoma

 

[ball79]

Ohhh and one that it's missing hahaha
sixpence non the richer ,version of the song"There she goes" lordd that girl with her girlylollypopphony voice had killed that version original by the "LA'S"

 

[fuj]

the flaming lips - yoshimi. OMFG. Worst crap EVER.

 

[ModernLove7]

"baby i love your way" big mountain
"push it" salt-n-pepa
"Y.M.C.A" village people
"whoomp there it is" tag team
ALL THE SELENA SONGS BUT SPECIALLY
"BIDI BIDI BOM BOM""AMOR PROHIBIDO


AND ALL THE MUSIC FROM THE JERRY SPRINGER TV SHOW
(IMAGINE LISTENING TO SELENA SONGS AND WATCHING
JERRY SPINGER SHOW..

MY MOTHER AND FATHER WERE SISTER AND BROTHER AHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[ModernLove7]

"baby i love your way" big mountain
"push it" salt-n-pepa
"Y.M.C.A" village people
"whoomp there it is" tag team
ALL THE SELENA SONGS BUT SPECIALLY
"BIDI BIDI BOM BOM""AMOR PROHIBIDO


AND ALL THE MUSIC FROM THE JERRY SPRINGER TV SHOW
(IMAGINE LISTENING TO SELENA SONGS AND WATCHING
JERRY SPINGER SHOW..

MY MOTHER AND FATHER WERE SISTER AND BROTHER AHAHAHAHAHAHA

AND ALL THE MUSIC MIXES IN XV BIRTHDAY'S PARTIES AND WEDDING CELEBRATIONS

 

[ball79]

1.All That She Wants(Ace of Base)

2.The power of Love(Celine Dion)

3.Mmm Bop(Hanson)

4.Too Legit to Quit (M.C Hammer)

5. I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)-Meatloaf

6.Barbie Girl(Aqua)

7.WE Like to party (Venga Boys!! awwgggggg )

8.-"Behind Blue Eyes" - Limp Bizkit (CAUSE IT IS A F** CRYME FOR THOSE IDIOTS TO SING ONE OF ROGER DALTREY'S MASTERPIECES BY"THE WHO",now that i remember i get upset lol)

9.Ballerina Girl_Lionel Ritchie

10."These Boots Are Made For Walking" Nancy Sinatra(sorry but probably is one of the only 60's songs that I don't find good enough)

 

[hugobossdaria]

my perrogative i hate that song it is terriable