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Tila Nguyen aka Tila Tequila
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Feeding The Animals
I KNOW! I KNOW! You keep trying to drag me away from the animal cages, but I won't stop throwing peanut shells at them. You even rubbed my nose in the "Do Not Feed The Beasts" sign, but I didn't get the clue. You were even kind enough to wipe their wet dung off my face after they threw it at me, but I still can't stop!
I feel like if I have to suffer, you have to suffer too. It's kind of like the time (just go with it) your friend made a green caca from drinking a black raspberry Coke slushie from Burger King, and called you into the bathroom so that you could see it. It's like that. We're all standing around the toilet together. Which leads me to these pictures of Tila Tequila Worm squirming around on the floor (where she belongs) at some Maxim party in Los Angeles last night. It's fitting that b*tch looks like a used tampon that fell out of the Kraken's snatch. It was a heavy flow week.
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I KNOW! I KNOW! You keep trying to drag me away from the animal cages, but I won't stop throwing peanut shells at them. You even rubbed my nose in the "Do Not Feed The Beasts" sign, but I didn't get the clue. You were even kind enough to wipe their wet dung off my face after they threw it at me, but I still can't stop!
I feel like if I have to suffer, you have to suffer too. It's kind of like the time (just go with it) your friend made a green caca from drinking a black raspberry Coke slushie from Burger King, and called you into the bathroom so that you could see it. It's like that. We're all standing around the toilet together. Which leads me to these pictures of Tila Tequila Worm squirming around on the floor (where she belongs) at some Maxim party in Los Angeles last night. It's fitting that b*tch looks like a used tampon that fell out of the Kraken's snatch. It was a heavy flow week.
dlisted
Tila Tequila is not going away
Since Vh1 has yet to greenlight Celebrity Mental Institution, Tila Tequila will instead hump the cameras with her goblin-bred fuc*ery on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The fact that Vh1 still gets away with calling that shi* Celebrity Rehab despite the absence of both "celebrities" and actual "rehab" is beyond me. But keep fuc*ing that chicken, Dr. Drew.
TMZ says that Tila is the first wreck to sign up to the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab. It's going to be fun watching Dr. Drew try to find a cure for Tila's addiction to being a famewhoring delusional skank sl*t. SPOILER ALERT: There is no cure.
Even though the show now has an A-list media mogul in its cast, there's still a chance that it will never make it to production. Apparently, nobody wants Dr. Drew's help anymore. Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen, Jenna Jameson and the creme de la crackie creme Lindsay Lohan have already turned it down.
If the show doesn't happen, can't they just lie to Tila and tell her the new season is shooting at the bottom of Eyjafjallajokull volcano? That will finally get Dr. Drew a Nobel Peace Prize. And if the show does happen, Dr. Drew needs to get Gary Busey to come back as a mentor and put him in a room with Tila dressed as a corn on the cob. Two chomps and the b*tch will be gone.
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Since Vh1 has yet to greenlight Celebrity Mental Institution, Tila Tequila will instead hump the cameras with her goblin-bred fuc*ery on Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew. The fact that Vh1 still gets away with calling that shi* Celebrity Rehab despite the absence of both "celebrities" and actual "rehab" is beyond me. But keep fuc*ing that chicken, Dr. Drew.
TMZ says that Tila is the first wreck to sign up to the fourth season of Celebrity Rehab. It's going to be fun watching Dr. Drew try to find a cure for Tila's addiction to being a famewhoring delusional skank sl*t. SPOILER ALERT: There is no cure.
Even though the show now has an A-list media mogul in its cast, there's still a chance that it will never make it to production. Apparently, nobody wants Dr. Drew's help anymore. Heather Locklear, Charlie Sheen, Jenna Jameson and the creme de la crackie creme Lindsay Lohan have already turned it down.
If the show doesn't happen, can't they just lie to Tila and tell her the new season is shooting at the bottom of Eyjafjallajokull volcano? That will finally get Dr. Drew a Nobel Peace Prize. And if the show does happen, Dr. Drew needs to get Gary Busey to come back as a mentor and put him in a room with Tila dressed as a corn on the cob. Two chomps and the b*tch will be gone.
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Celebrity Rehab Is On Hold
Famewhore Rehab was supposed to start shooting today with Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler (don't even wake your Google for that b*tch) , but TMZ says that production has been put on pause because Vh1 failed to get a big name in the door.
Apparently, they tried to woo Lindsay Lohan with $1 million and her own show, but even that wreck turned it down. LiLo would rather degrade herself in a straight to pay-per-view p*rn move than in a reality show. Thankyouverymuch.
Sources say that Tila and Jason were the only ones who signed on, so producers have pushed production back until they can get more fame fuc*ers and has-beens to agree to spill their shi* out to Dr. Drew.
The main problem is that Tila Tequila is in that cast. Who in their right (or even cracked out) mind would move into a house with that shady goblin? AND a house that is free of booze and the bad shi*? TORTURE! That's not rehab, that's a room in Hostel. Even the Surgeon General warns b*tches that if you're going to be in the presence of Tila Tequila, you better freebase something mind-altering before, during and after.
So Dr. Drew needs to drop Tila off under the bridge he found her, because he should be trying to get junkies to run away from the pipe. Not the other way around.
dlisted
Famewhore Rehab was supposed to start shooting today with Tila Tequila and Jason Wahler (don't even wake your Google for that b*tch) , but TMZ says that production has been put on pause because Vh1 failed to get a big name in the door.
Apparently, they tried to woo Lindsay Lohan with $1 million and her own show, but even that wreck turned it down. LiLo would rather degrade herself in a straight to pay-per-view p*rn move than in a reality show. Thankyouverymuch.
Sources say that Tila and Jason were the only ones who signed on, so producers have pushed production back until they can get more fame fuc*ers and has-beens to agree to spill their shi* out to Dr. Drew.
The main problem is that Tila Tequila is in that cast. Who in their right (or even cracked out) mind would move into a house with that shady goblin? AND a house that is free of booze and the bad shi*? TORTURE! That's not rehab, that's a room in Hostel. Even the Surgeon General warns b*tches that if you're going to be in the presence of Tila Tequila, you better freebase something mind-altering before, during and after.
So Dr. Drew needs to drop Tila off under the bridge he found her, because he should be trying to get junkies to run away from the pipe. Not the other way around.
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