^B-but, but, it's not just the bow!! It's also the red and the towel and the animal print, so that totally makes it a diversified offering!!!!11!1
Seriously, how mundane can you get? I mean, that second dress is a straight-up towel! And a twel that will cost my year's worth of salary, no less! And the knots and bows are just gimmicky. I don't get it.