Vogue Germany September 2025 : Paloma Elsesser by Julia Noni

[amby]

 

[likeahurricane]

Where to begin with what’s wrong here

 

[grimesisnotmymother]

lol

 

[vogue28]

The secondhand embarrassment I have looking at this cover is painful. All involved should be deeply ashamed. What a hideous, unattractive, and unflattering cover. Poor Vogue Germany always getting the short straw...

 

[oaklee91]

…was ist passiert??

 

[fauxfashion]

this is embarrassing 🤮 i guess i have to leave the country

 

[svpernova]

…was ist passiert??

Deutschland hat leider kein Geschmack

 

[crmsn]

Miss Trunchbull but make it fashion (barely).

Poor Paloma.

 

[likeahurricane]

Is the purpose of this edition to make the OTHER European Vogues look good?

 

[Avonlea]

What’s happening at this magazine makes the Arp x Sgura era seem like Franca and Meisel in comparison

 

[marsnoop2]

Abysmal, it makes me sad for her that she always has the worst covers

 

[MModa]

Julia Noni is capable of so much more than this. The cover photograph is terrible, the styling is awful, and Elsesser is not model material at all.

 

[MyNameIs]

I thought she was gone for good.

 

[Simera]

Paloma is bad as a model. She just isn’t meant to model, sorry not sorry.

And Vogue Germany is so bad, it’s just another thing to add to my embarrassment about being German! Though I suppose it’s the lesser of evils of things to be embarrassed about

 

[fashionlov]

I've literally seen covers on The Cover Challenge thread that were masterpieces compared to these.

 

[Bertrando3]

Garbage.

 

[justaguy]

OMG...What is this???? Looks like she's standing in front of a storage unit.

 

[versustito]

OMG !!! NOOOOOOO

 

[likeahurricane]

What’s happening at this magazine makes the Arp x Sgura era seem like Franca and Meisel in comparison

It's even worse than that, they make Christine Centenera at Vogue Australia look like Diana Vreeland

 

[liberty33r1b]

Just horrible