Or a pyramid scheme of women, where everyone knows their place and price, with the opportunity to progress upwards if you can recruit new flesh for that all-important sense of novelty that no man can be without. The wife is entitled to as many new dresses (and houses) as she wants - and she can also wear a badge at all times with the wording 'number one wh*re' on it, so that everyone can see who's the most important, but most don't bother, on account of it stating the obvious.
At some point, the man will find time to play football - as well as chain-smoking, with a side order of common assault, speeding or drink-driving. See, it's very difficult to be an athlete of this sort, most ordinary people won't be able to comprehend the pressure of being paid an obscene amount of money to not bother to do your best on a daily basis.