The worst offenders on my permanent hit list (in no particular order
Frida Giannini: What Tom Ford has so elegantly and so meticulously created for Gucci, this woman has torn down and put up her throwaway version; like the cheerleader teenage sister tearing down her older brother's refined taste for fine art and cinema and putting up posters of tacky popsters like Kate Perry, Rihanna, Pink... This is Frida's impact on Gucci to me.
Dean & Dan Caten : People will argue that they cut a really mean jacket-- but so what? All established designers cut a mean jacket. It's about creating an image, a brand identity, and these guys have created one of the tackiest image of gay men. It's like Fire Island on repeat at their presentations. Just because they hire the most beautiful models and most popular photographers to promote their name, their tackiness still manages to shine through.
Roberto Cavalli: Much like the Caten brothers, Cavalli has has kept the Eurotrash aesthetic alive and well. Yes, much like DSquared, the brand identity is all about the beautiful people. It's flashy and glitzy, and it's very
fashion 101 and extremely shallow and superficial. Perhaps that's why all the Guidos and Guidettes are fans?
Karl Lagerfeld: His designs are so disposable to me. He is all about surrounding oneself with the most skilled seamstresses, tailors, and the most luxurious of materials, as well as top models, and excessive, million-dollar sets. With that kind of support that only money can buy, anything will look impressive-- maybe that's why when he works with denim,the humblest and most utilitarian of materials, it looks so trashy, because how can one glam up denim?
Alexander Wang, Philip Lim, Proenza Schouler, Jason Wu...: More hype than anything to me. Their designs are like, to use musicians as a comparison, the B-sides or demos of greater artists.