Herewith We Set Forth the Standards and Ethics of the Militant Guild of Rural Tailors
1. Passions of the Heart
Respect for History - Traditional Garments Carry Roots
Knowledge of the Enemy - We Choose
• Meritocracy over Aristocracy
• Producers over Poseurs
• Damnation over Dandyism
• Artisanry over Automation
• Manuality over Management
• Natural Sweep over Fretting & Flattery
The Tailor's Spirit is Not for Sale. The Client Earns his Own Reputation.
• If the spirit of the maker is INSIDE the garment,
• Then the name of the maker is also INSIDE the garment
• The name of the wearer is NOT NEEDED if men will recognize his FACE
• So never is there ANY NAME on the OUTSIDE of a garment.
2. Wisdom of the Head
Future Invention is born from Human History – The Science of “Humodernity”
Cuffs Must be Forever Frontward
• Thumbs are Opposable
• Tailorwise Dexterity is the Gain
• Backward Cuffs are For Backward Men (or worse, managers!)
Attend the Art of Soft Joinery
• Embrace the Cloven Collar and exclude them from all Kosher Prohibition
• Traveling Boyos Require Traveling Buttons – A Button Shouldn’t Bust!
• Carriage, Portage & Storage – Close Possessions should be Closely Held
• New Designs when New Designs Ferment: For "Fashion" to Dictate Change is Abomination!
3. Facility of the Hand
God’s Plan is that Cloth Changes Character
• Greasing, Aging, Tearing, Wearing & Sweating is the Patina of a Man’s Garb
• The Touch of Cloth is Sixty-Four Thousand and Eight-Hundred Degrees! (360 Degree x 180 Degree) –
Such is the Mystic Math of a Garment’s True Embrace
• For a Thing to Appear "Worn" - It Must be Rightly WORN - By Men and Not Foul Automata!
• Error that Impedes No Function is a Maker's Signature