My translation.
Sorry for all mistakes. It's so late here in Poland. I hope you understand. LOL
PART I
Kuba: Dear friends, some time ago I was in Kenia. I was talking with Massais. Polonais, Chopin, no way, Copernikus, Walesa. They don’t know what I am talking about. I said Anja Rubik. Model. And they said yes, yes. Sudenly, I realise that the most popular Polish ‘brand’ is Anja Rubik.
When she knew I’ll be here tonight, she said “I’ll come too”.
Anja Rubik.
Hello.
Anja: that’s for you for your charity auction. I bring with me two things, you can choose what you want for yourself.
Kuba: Thank you very much. I’ll buy this for sure (calendar pic). Anja, Michal, Michael Anja. I don’t know if you met each other? (yes we did). Hi Anja
Anja: Hi
Kuba: Ohhh hi!!! Thank you so much that you came here tonight.
Anja: thank you for inviting me today.
Kuba: I don’t know if you know that you became the most,.... Michał do you know Anja at all? (YES), Yeah you do LOL. Anja I don’t know if you know that you became a Polish ambasador. Do you know this? But honestly!
Anja: No, not so much
Kuba: No, don’t be modest (?) Be yourself.
Anja: I am modest everyday.
Kuba: really
Anja: yes
Kuba: But it’s not a joke. People abroad knows, who Anja Rubik is and they dont know who Chopin is.
Anja: No, I guess they know who Chopin is.
Kuba: I saw GAP add with you and Sasha. Are you still with him?
Anja: Yes
Kuba: Do you still love him?
Anja: Yes
Kuba: How much?
Anja: A lot. LOL
Kuba: Dont you want to change him?
Anja: LOL on you?
Kuba: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hehehehe
Kuba: Listen here you have one Polish guy and another Polish guy. You can pick one of us but remember he’s got a wife.
Anja: OK, I would choose you Kuba.
Kuba: Do I'm in your style?
Anja: ................A little. Hehehehe somewhere deep, deep, deep inside.
Kuba: you are a supermodel right?
Anja: I guess. I’m working with the best people in the buisness, so?
Kuba: You know that now milliom Polish girl is asking themself why you? What happend that you are a supermodel? It’s not even a jalouse, I’m just curious why you?
Michał: Anja is really pretty girl but my wife is prettier.
Anja: Good answer!
Kuba: Don’t worry Anja, One word and I will call security. Hehehehehe Ok why you?
Anja: I dont know. I worked hard and I get what I get. It wasnt easy becouse I worked many years in this buisness, so.
Kuba: you start when you were 12?
Anja: No absolutely not. I start when I was 15.
Kuba: Yeah, you still was a kind.
Anja: yes but I was doing only few contests. Then I went to Paris and there I start British school and was more learning than modeling. I was 17. And then I went to NY (19 years old) and there everything started.
Kuba: 19 is a little old for a model?
Anja: yes
Kuba: now you’re?
Anja: 26
Kuba: oooooo a granny? hehehee
Anja: no, no. I’ve got photoshop, so the career can be longer.
Kuba: are you photoshoped?
Anja: everybody is photoshoped. You too. Those pics behind me are without photoshop?
Kuba: no I look like that everyday.
In all magazines they say you’ve got one of the best legs in the world? That’s true ! hehehe
Anja: I’ve got them after my muther
Kuba: how they decide it? Maybe you are trendy right now? Do I have the best legs in front of me?
Anja: what you want me to tell you? What answer would be good? I’ve got a pair of good legs after my muther and I like them. That’s all.
Kuba: what good do you also have?
Anja: Heart.
Kuba: what is bad in you? You wake up and thing OMG!!!
Anja: everybody gad a bad day and dont like to see himself in the mirror.
Kuba: no supermodels dont have things like this.
Anja: no. How many of them you know?
Kuba: wait......
PART II
Kuba:...........
Anja

olish girl have the best legs.
Kuba: I know that. I know few good pair of legs. hehehehe
Anja: One week ago I was talking with Karl Lagerleld and he said Polish girls have the best legs in the world.
Kuba: and how about polish guys? Are they handsome? You had a polish boyfrend?
Anja: yes i had
Kuba: Are they handsome? But honestly. Or we are “rednecks” (sorry I have no indea how to translate this)
Anja: no you’re not a “rednecks”. You’re handsome. But handsome it means also charm. Man can have much more things than a woman.
Kuba: Listen did you met someone famous? Form Hollywood maybe?
Anja: yes
Kuba: who?
Anja: I met Rihana few months ago.
Kuba: I would love to met her OMG!!!!! Do you know her Michał? (she’s a singer) YES!!!
So what about her?
Anja: she said that she cut her hair after I cut mine.
Kuba: uuuuuu who else?
Anja: many people. Bono.
Kuba: You met Bone!!!!! OMG!!!! So if I know you I also know Bono, right? Hehehehe Send hima greetings from me. Tell him I’m OK. heheheh
Anja: he’s a nice guy.
Kuba: who else?
Anja: i dont know there is many people. Last year i met lady gaga.
Kuba: lady gaga!!!! OMG!!!!
Anja: yeah.
Kuba: ok. Please tell me but honestly when have you thought about yourself that you’re ugly?
Anja: I’m not ugly. It wouldnt be true if i was thinking that. Maybe i dont like some parts of my body but ....
Kuba: i saw few pic of you naked.
Anja: no. Not naked!
Kuba: topless
Anja: topless , yes.
Kuba: donwless no. Topless. But excelent. Both excelent. At night big banana. hehehehe
Anja: ok.
Kuba: really!!!
Anja: Ok i’m glad you like my brests so much.
Kuba: a lot. Those are polsih brests, right? Anja are they paying good for topless pics?
Anja: no, no. It’s a different buisenss. What are you talking about.
Kuba: so how you make money dear?
Anja: i’m doing campaigns! You dont show your brests in adds. I’m doing topless/naked pis but only for edds and only if they’re good for this edd/ concept. But always it’s my decision.
.............
Kuba:tell me why people thing you’re anorectic?
Anja:no please?
Kuba: dear you are much skinnier that me
Anja: i’m skinny. That’s me. I take care of myself. I exersise a lot.
Kuba: are you anporectic?
Anja: no. You’re anorectic too Kube. You’re skinny too.
Kuba: I’m 69 kilos
Anja: I’m 50-52.
Kuba: ohh. Like the door from my car. Do you have a car?
Anja: no, I dont have it. ...... guys dont need to have a big car to show who they’re. Do you have a big car?
Kuba: yes. there’s enough space for you and me. You’re small.
Anja: yes but evrybody are talking how big models are but it’s not only in modeling. In balet, sport people have to keep balance with your weight too. If you want to be a model and wear those clothes you have to keep you weight.
Kuba: Anja, this is a mag that you become an owner in it?
Anja: no i’m creactive dicretor there.
Kuba: will it be in poland?
Anja: ..., now it’s based in Wien.
Kuba: is it a fashion mag?
Anja: yes
...........
Kuba:when do you think about family? You’re 26 helloooo! hehehe
Anja: i want to have kind before i’ll be 30.
Kuba: before 30?
Anja: yes. Becouse of two reasons. First i want to have a lot of energy when they will growing up. Second body is getting in to the right shape faster when it’s younger.
Kuba: what you’ll be doing when you’ll be pregnant?
Anja: i can take some time off, right?
Kuba: it will be the end of you carrer?
Anja:no, it’s my privet thing. I want to have a family one day, that’s it.
Kuba

k, what do you think when you see yourself in the mag?
Anja: I see all things, i could done better.
Kuba: what is the most photoshoped part of you (???????????)?
Anja: i don’t know. Have you seen W mag with Demi on the cover? LOL!!!!!
Kuba: that was you right?
Anja: YEAH baby!!!!
Kuba: JESUS!!!
Anja: she was pissed about that becouse noone told her about this.
Kuba: oh please she’s two much older than you.
Anja: yeah but she looks great. It was stupid becouse she’s got a fantastic body.
Kuba: did you knpow that you’ll Demi?
Anja:no
Kuba: did they pay you for it?
Anja: no. They dont pay for the covers. It only a self - promotion for model.
Kuba: ok now be honest with me. Trully honest. Do i look like a model? LOL
Anja: yeah, you’ve got a models body.
Kuba: and what about my face? I’ve got sth in my face?
Anja: yeah. Listen you are a ideal model Kuba. (in poland model means also a crazy person)
Kuba: yeah i know that i’m a model LOL.
Ladies and gentelman Rnja Rubik
THE END
(When she’s holding the pic from the callendar.)
Kuba:Is that you Anja.
Anja:Yeah, it's photoshop.LOLOLOLOL