Charlie Sheen Is A Master Of Disguise

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  1. Kenysha75

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    InTouch Weekly is the Joey Greco of tabloids! They broke open the Vanilla Gorilla saga, and now they are going after Charlie Sheen. Yeah, I don't think anybody in this universe or beyond will feel one ounce of shock while reading about Charlie Sheen's down low fuc* times with chicks who aren't his wife. It's like reading about how I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror and started bawling at the state of everything. It goes without saying! A more shocking InTouch headline would be, "Charlie Sheen: Sober, Faithful & Not Acting Like A Total as*hole".

    InTouch claims that Charlie has been passing his used and abused peen to a lingerie model/escort named Angelina Tracy. A source says that Angelina's vagina goes for $3,000 an hour on the ho stroll, but it's not known if Charlie is paying her in cash. The two have seen each other several times even when Charlie was in rehab. The source added that Charlie has given Angelina several gifts and shi*.

    On April 7th, photographers caught Charlie leaving Angelina's house wearing a broke down, busted up disguise. The photographer said, “He ran down to his car. It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.” Yes, Charlie is fooling everyone. Charlie isn't having an affair with Angelina Tracy! Unabomber Colin Farrell is!

    Meanwhile, a friend of Brooke Mueller claims that Charlie has been telling his wife that he's a changed man. Apparently, Brooke thinks that everything is candy canes and sunshine, “He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment. He has been sweet to Brooke, and promises her that he’s changed.”

    Brooke must still be nose fuc*ing that narcotic if she truly believes that Charlie is keeping his dick to himself. If Jesus Christ, Dr. Drew and Kid Preacher all put their hands on Charlie and tried to rebuke the wh*re out of him, he would still be snorting a line off of a call girl's as* cheek the next day!

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    #1 Kenysha75, Apr 14, 2010
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    Charlie Sheen Is Also A Master Of Excuses

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    InTouch Weekly's cover story is all about Charlie Sheen's alleged affair with a lingerie model named Angelina Tracy. Their proof was this picture of Charlie Sheen leaving Angelina's house in a full-proof disguise! Yes, basically Charlie Sheen is trying to jack everyone off with Vanilla Gorilla's Hitler stache. We see you.

    Anyway, Charlie's spokeswhore denied the affair and also gave the BEST explanation as to why Charlie was in disguise:

    "The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen's campmates and Sheen was only responding to a 12th-step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the moustache in a tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture."

    HA! If you ever need an excuse, call up Charlie Sheen, because he's a professional at that shi*. If being the highest paid actor on TV doesn't pan out for him, Charlie should sell excuses. I mean "tongue-in-cheek"? I'm sure his tongue was in her cheeks alright.

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    #2 Kenysha75, Apr 16, 2010
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