Charlie Sheen Ruined Christmas

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  1. Kenysha75

    Kenysha75 New Member

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    You might be a Charlie Sheen if you're spending this Christmas holiday on the concrete floor of a cell at the county jail because you allegedly got physical (and not in an Olivia Newton-John way) with your wife. All together now: PIECE OF TRASH!
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    Radar reports that Charlie's wife Brooke Mueller has been living in a rented house in Colorado for the past 3 months, because their marriage sucks. Charlie has been staying in Los Angeles, but he decided to fly to Colorado this week to spend the holidays with his family. But instead of singing carols of joy, Brooke sang carols of pain to a 911 operator. Apparently, the two got into a fight and Charlie pushed his wife. The cops showed up and took Charlie off to the clink. And just like that, Denise Richard's Christmas wish finally came true!

    Charlie might be having the worst Christmas ever, but Denise Richards is having the best Christmas ever! Merry Christmas, Charlie! This one goes out to you:

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  2. candlebougie

    candlebougie An die Freude.

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    Don't drink alcohol!

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  3. Spiral1532

    Spiral1532 New Member

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    This whole story is hilarious! :rofl:
     
  4. TommyGirl

    TommyGirl Active Member

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    The traditonal christmas story: mum and dad gets too drunk and start to fight. Merry christmas for their children!

    Sad..
     
  5. papa_levante

    papa_levante oh! darling

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    I read the thread title and immediately thought, "Sounds about right." ^_^:lol:
     
  6. Kenysha75

    Kenysha75 New Member

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    Charlie Sheen Is Out Of The Clink

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    Charlie Sheen gave Denise Richards the greatest Christmas gift of her life by getting arrested yesterday after allegedly pushing and choking out his wife Brooke Mueller. Charlie's jail cell door was opened last night and he was released back into the wild on $8,500 bond. Yesterday, the story seemed pretty cut and dry, but there's more to this ****. The plot thins!

    TMZ reports that Brooke was boozed up like a vodka turkey when she called 911. When the police arrived at the scene at around 8:30am on Christmas day, they tested Brooke and Charlie's booze levels. Brooke got a .13 (Wino just high-fived her) and Charlie registered a .04. DRUNK ON CHRISTMAS MORNING: Stars are just like us!

    Apparently, right before Charlie's bail hearing Brooke confessed to some lady cop that she had a case of The Hoffs when she called 911 and that Charlie never got violent with her. Charlie told the cops that Brooke was the one who tried to whoop his trick *** and he was just defending himself. The cops will still investigate the case and Charlie will have to face a judge on February 8th.

    Radar says that Brooke only changed her story after Charlie's people pressured her to and even put the words in her mouth. A source said that Brooke recanted her story to the cops, because she plans to file for divorce any day now and thinks she'll get more cash in the settlement if she works with Charlie's people. A different source told TMZ that Brooke is no longer cooperating with the cops and doesn't want them to file any charges against Charlie.

    The Chief Deputy D.A. told TMZ that he plans to file several charges against Charlie on February 8th. He also added that he often files charges against bitches who cry wolf (He's looking at you, Brooke).

    It makes sense that Brooke's alcohol level was a .14, because you too would be permanently attached to an economy-sized bottle of gin if you were married to Charlie Sheen.

    And don't worry, Brooke and Charlie's twin babies were safe during all of this. While their parents were fighting, they crawled to the nearest bar and ordered two shots of Bailey's and leche. Do you blame them?
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    I love wacky **** like this! :rofl:
    Celebrities are normal too!
     
  8. Party_Vixen

    Party_Vixen Making a Mess

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    The thread title is priceless :lol:.

    Those poor twins. I hope they had nannies taking care of them. Being that drunk at 8:30 in the morning on Christmas no less just seems so wrong.
     
  9. McClaire

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    This whole thread is hysterical. Didn't Charlie got to rehab for alcoholism? If so, Why was he drinking? I'm kind of meh on this story but stupid is as stupid does.
     
  10. brokenenglish

    brokenenglish Deep Red Bells

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    ^ His wife was very drunk, not him.
     
  11. lunabella

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    er, it's not funny to me. just sad. they have babies.
     
  12. McClaire

    McClaire New Member

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    They were both drinking. She was legally drunk. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered a .04. (from the police report)
     

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