Since I've already blown away all your senses with those life-changing pictures of Hugh Jackman on a scooter, here he is riding the subway with his kids in NYC yesterday. This really does change everything, because I was under the impression that Hugh only traveled through the city by scooter. You can't feel the wind on your nipples by riding on the subway. Well, actually you can if the crackhead next to you is breathing extra harder through his mouth because his nose is stuffed up with the cat litter he tried to snort earlier. Speaking of crackheads on the subway...
Why don't I ever see the likes of Hugh Jackmeoff on the subway? All I get is some crackhead with halitosis trying to woo my dollars into his pockets by serenading me with a cover of "Don't Worry Be Happy." Actually, now that I think about it, a crackhead singing a Bobby McFerrin song to you is more entertaining than seeing Hugh Jackman with his kids. Thank you for helping me clear that up, Hugh. Dlisted justjared
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