What In The Gay Cockatoo Hell?
I left my head in a toilet somewhere last night and my stomach is starting a revolt, so these pictures of Jared Leto with his brother Shannon at Radio 1's Big Weekend in Wales yesterday are making me want to camp out in my bathroom for the rest of the day.
Why is Jared Leto doing this to us? Doesn't he know that b*tches suffering from hangovers today want to see pictures of him with both his nipples out and without some King Koopa shi* on top of his head. Seeing Jared fully embracing his hotness would soothe my hangover. But instead, he just had to show up looking like a 16-year-old lesbian from the late 80s whose lifelong dream is to become a Kids Inc. back-up dancer.
The next time Rayanne and Rickie offer to give Jordan Catalano a makeover in the girl's bathroom after they just finished sniffing freon, he should just SAY NO.
That being said, I'd still softly brush my nalgas with his homohawk.
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I left my head in a toilet somewhere last night and my stomach is starting a revolt, so these pictures of Jared Leto with his brother Shannon at Radio 1's Big Weekend in Wales yesterday are making me want to camp out in my bathroom for the rest of the day.
Why is Jared Leto doing this to us? Doesn't he know that b*tches suffering from hangovers today want to see pictures of him with both his nipples out and without some King Koopa shi* on top of his head. Seeing Jared fully embracing his hotness would soothe my hangover. But instead, he just had to show up looking like a 16-year-old lesbian from the late 80s whose lifelong dream is to become a Kids Inc. back-up dancer.
The next time Rayanne and Rickie offer to give Jordan Catalano a makeover in the girl's bathroom after they just finished sniffing freon, he should just SAY NO.
That being said, I'd still softly brush my nalgas with his homohawk.
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He really should stick with the more emo-ish cuts and dark color. This is entertaining, but not in a good way. 
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