Jessica Simpson's "Blonde Ambition" Movie Bombs

[iLoveCouture]

From perezhilton.com

This is quite possibly the biggest bomb of the year!
Jessica Simpson's new film, Blonde Ambition, should have gone direct to DVD. Instead, the stinker got a "vanity run" in 8 theaters in Texas.
Well, as we all know, the people in Texas hate Jessica Simpson these days, and not even fellow Texan Luke Wilson could draw people to the theaters!
Blonde Ambition averaged an embarrassing $48 per screen on Friday for a total box office of $384. Based on an $8 ticket price, that means that 6 people paid to see the movie at each of those theatres, and only 48 people went to see the movie!
That's amazing!
Has any other movie ever performed worse than that??????
Jessica's "star vehicle" will gross just $1,190 this weekend or $149 per location.
Blonde Ambition will be released on DVD in January.
Simpson's next movie, Major Movie Star, is expected to go straight to DVD too.
Merry Christmas!

She really should stop trying to act! I have never seen an opening this bad!

 

[liberty33r1b]

hahahha, that is tooo funny!!! hahahahah

 

[smith1016]

^I Know!! I saw the trailer somewhere, and it was awful....how embarassing for her-maybe she give up on the movie making business for a while!

 

[colourmefashion]

and the singing buisness


poor her though, this has been an embarrassing week for her.

first being told shes a bad luck charm at her boyfriends football game, now her movie only made $384.. whats next ?

 

[LUXXX]

I am starting to pity her...she makes the worst career decisions. Her first step should be to fire papa joe...he sucks as her manager and is way out of his league.

 

[princesslauren]

Haha she always annoyed me. She needs to get out of the hollywood "scene"...and stop trying so hard.

 

[Suburban Snob]

Yikes..That's pretty bad. I would be so mortified if I were her. Perhaps this will show Joe Simpson the actuality of Jessica's "talent"....Probably not though.

 

[XxpinktinksxX]

Oh yes i bet she is really mortified, how sad.

 

[Spike413]

She needs to do a Garbo. Retreat to a room with heavy black drapes and broken mirrors for a few years with mascara stains permanently running down her cheeks.

Then, since we've all assumed she passed away by then, she can make her big comeback.

I'll never understand these stars who bomb at something and think that the only reasonable thing to do is to be even more overexposed than before. It's like, when your movie grosses less than some people's traffic tickets, we're not going to forget about you no matter how hard we try.

 

[inhirnamy137]

I think that country album is her best bet.

 

[ninanina19]

I don't know why Jamie Spears' pregnancy is front page news, this is just so much more shocking.

 

[erin_k]

she should fire her dad asap. it would be awkward... but c'mon. stop kidding yourself jess.

and i want to know who are these 48 people?????

 

[iLoveCouture]

and i want to know who are these 48 people?????

And who hired them to go see her movie?

 

[alix*]

Why is she making movies?! Nobody wants to pay to see her

 

[jun3machina]

wow! that's bad...i could make more than that selling old clothes on ebay

 

[ultramarine]

OMG! This is funny but soo terrible!!!

Even worst than "Swept away"!

 

[kissmesweet]

Jessica Simpson's "Blonde Ambition" Movie Bombs

Well to be honest, there was never much buzz about it... just critics saying that it would do bad at the box-office.
And hah, that was pretty much expected.

 

[Kamelot]

she should fire her weird dad and stick to acting classes. The girl can act only if she's given the typical blond bimbo roles, just look at her MTV reality show.

 

[Ce'nedra]

I recently read that she wants to be the 'next' Julia Roberts...

 

[Mary-Anne]

...shocking...