What misheard lyrics are you guilty of? If not that, what funny misheard lyrics have you heard of before? Recently I thought La Roux's In For the Kill's first line was "We can defy science." not "We can fight our desires." Also, I'm sure a lot of people thought Alanis Morissette said "Crossed-eye bear." in You Oughta Know! There's also Christina Aguilera's What A Girl Wants. When I was younger, I thought she said in the chorus: "What a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes me have rabid sex, you freak." It is actually "What a girl wants, what a girl needs. Whatever makes me happy sets you free." And finally Radiohead's Karma Police. "I've given all we can, but we're still on the parallel." when it's actually 'payroll'. I can't wait to hear everybody elses.