PARIS MUST BE A BED WETTER
OK, remember this gem from Page Six back in October?
NEWLY single Paris Hilton has been known to jump the line when she needs the ladies’ room. But high-stepping Hiltie decided to wait her turn last weekend in Las Vegas during the opening celebration of Tao at the Venetian, and it was a bad idea. Several witnesses report her “not being able to wait in line for the bathroom,” and Michael Politz of the Eye on Vegas blog reports that “cleaning crews were quietly brought in” when her bladder couldn’t hold out long enough. Hilton was escorted to her room soon after. Hilton, who announced last week that she had broken off a five-month engagement with Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis, has been seen cuddling with her record producer, Scott Storch. Her mom, Kathy Hilton, is trying to cover all bases, now telling people that Latsis was not good enough for her daughter because he did not work, even though he was enrolled in film school. A rep said the celebutante couldn’t be reached.
Well here’s a new one:
Paris Hilton’s publicists are trying to silence a Hawaiian taxi-driver who claims the socialite urinated in his cab.
Harden Jamison tells American tabloid National Enquirer the hotel heiress and Simple Life star was too drunk to notice she’d wet herself when he picked her and boyfriend Stavros Niarchos up after a party on Maui.
The disgusted cab driver claims he mopped up the mess with a towel and plans to use Hilton’s own DNA as evidence against her.
Jamison has gone public with his story after getting threatened by Hilton’s heavies, who hitched a ride in his cab, after making it known that he has a towel drenched with the socialite’s urine.
He says: “They were all drunk and abusive. I kicked them out and flagged down a cop.”
The cab driver claims one of Hilton’s pals offered him $200 (€165.70) for the towel.
A spokesman for the socialite denies the incident.
Just a little something to make you smile today