The Daily Mail is reporting that Peaches Geldof got married to a US citizen simply so she could get a green card and live and work in the United States. Apparently she isn't getting enough freedom at home and so wants to be out from under Sir Bob's thumb. You know, it seems to me that if you manage to be able to go out, do drugs, have sex, drink, and overdose, you have some freedom from your parents.
Now, while I always am a fan of romance and movie love, it wouldn't surprise me if a 19 year old would marry for a green card. Lending credence to the theory is the fact that Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof Drummey went home to London yesterday without her new husband. Apparently she only spent the wedding night with him and since then has been staying with some friends. I think what happened is he realized that there were going to be lots of damn forms for her to get a green card and that he didn't want anything to do with trying to fit her name into some tiny government form. Good luck in that greencard interview.
I'm guessing Peaches spent the night with her boyfriend last night, but that would be adultery and I really don't want to think poorly of her. More poorly of her. OK, she's pretty bad. Maybe I will transfer my allegiance to Pixie. For some reason she was left out of the 8 name thing.