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ROYAL WEDDING
Photos: Chelsy Davy vs. Pippa Middleton
Prince Harry smiled at one during the ceremony and sat with the other at the reception. And while lissome Pippa’s got a longtime beau, and hourglass Chelsy’s been the apple of Harry’s eye forever, there was no stopping the tsunami of speculative tweets about a showdown between London’s answer to Jackie and Marilyn. We compared the two tabloid favorites—good friends on the Chelsea nightclub circuit in real life—for his edification.
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Her Look: Jackie-esque—Dukan-diet physique, blemish-free complexion, styled like an Ann Taylor LOFT mannequin. Always looks as though she spent 45 minutes on her eyeliner. A devotion to tanning—spray, bottle, bed, or beach, we know not—the younger Middleton is the color of caramel cake frosting. Her arms are very yoga.
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Her Weekend Is Spent: Shopping on the high street with Mum; making rounds at charity events and swishy clubs; attending weddings in the countryside. On the nightlife scene, she crosses paths with Chelsy, with whom she is reportedly much closer than is her duchess sister.
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Moment of Scandal! Dancing sans top! Days after the royal wedding was over, a photograph of Pippa shirtless in a purple bra circulated online; she’s shown here having not quite as good a time, in a festive toilet-paper getup.