Shauna Sand

[Kenysha75]

October 9th 2010 The Luckiest Wiener In The World

When Charles Perrault wrote the magical tale of Cinderella, these are the pictures that waltzed through his head like a delicate bubble skipping along a sliver of wind. An innocent fair maiden in exquisite slippers made of the finest glass standing in the middle of a patch surrounded by the pumpkins that took her to the royal ball where she hypnotized Prince Charming with her natural beauty...... Yes, this is definitely how the fairy tale is supposed to look, so Disney better dump that stupid little movie they made into the recycle bin and start all over again using these glorious pictures as their inspiration.

Here's a few more pictures of Lucitella sweetly kissing her Prince Charming (to some of us a hot dog is our Prince Charming so go with it) and making her ugly step-sisters jealous by flashing the panties her mouse friends made for her. Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo, b*tches!
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[Kenysha75]

The Meaning Of Elegance Finally Has An Anthem


The Empress of Lucite is already the most beautiful goddess in the world, erotic cinema superstar, portrait of a doting mother, feminist beacon, Anna Wintour's personal style icon, every flower's inspiration, the only reason why the sun rises and now she can add musical chanteuse to her resume. TMZ posted a tiny clip of the musical masterpiece that will soon go triple Lucite, climb to the top of every chart and also help to spike sales in Valtrex ear drops. This is what it sounds like when doves ORGASM.

The window into elegant's soul (or the "music video" as some you non-worshipers might call it) is called "Everybody Wants to be a p*rn Star" and co-stars a Playboy model named Anna Garcia. I'm not even trying to listen to you HATING b*tches out there who are screaming that Shauna sounds like a baby Paris Hilton practicing her French while having a constipated moment on the toilet. YOU LIE. Shauna coos like a nightingale queefing and you can't tell me otherwise. This exquisite lullaby should replace every church bell and should also be played in all delivery rooms so that every newborn baby immediately knows that the world truly is a beautiful place.
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[Kenysha75]

The Empress Of Lucite Has A New Toy (I Think)

The goddess who was created when Zeus threw a bolt of lucite at a mermaid rolling around the sand once again reigned over Miami beach today and blessed the beach with the sparks shooting off her exquisite lucite heels. Shauna Sand had a new Euro twink at her side one pap said it's her ex-boy-in-waiting Greg Knudson (but that thin stick of lean beef is definitely - NSFW alert - not this) and a different pap said it's her new fiance Laurent. Even though I'm a member of the Church of Lucite, I can never keep track of who is feeding frozen grapes to Shauna's nipples and spit shining the bottoms of her lucite heels.

The only thing I do know is that she always manages to find a piece that looks like a former member of a failed Euro boy band who now trolls upscale Palm Springs bath houses for old rich men to keep his fancy mullet fresh and his collection of designer sunglasses from outlet malls up to date. That young twink stallion looks like he's got Bel Ami tattooed in his as* crack and always keeps a traveler size bottle of passion fruit scented lube in his pocket. And I love that his beach pants say "lifeguard" when the only thing he'll dive into the ocean to save is a tub of body wax and a jar of pomade. The Empress always picks well.
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[Persephone G.]

She never ceases to amaze me. SMH.

 

[crow_watcher]

Will that ol' gal ever give up those clear heels?

 

[Kenysha75]

Open Post: Hosted By The Empress Of Lucite On A Bike

Shauna Sand can float on a sliver of Lucite above sand, give life to a dead Segway, tame a wild scooter and ride a bike in heels, yet most dumb hos still don't gather together at the stripper store on Sundays to worship her as their savior and idol?! The Empress of Lucite can do everything that Moses and Jesus did, but she does it while looking an exquisite water flower whose petals are made of angel labias. I mean, why did Harry Potter even bother going to that wizard school when he could've learned real magic from Shauna Sand? This world, I'll never understand it!

The mere mortals of Miami basically witnessed the sequel to the parting of the red sea (no comment) today when Shauna Sand used her exquisite lucite heels to pedal a bike around the beach. Actually, I think Shauna gently laid her heels on the pedals and the bike pedaled itself.

That bike is never going to wash its pedals and seat ever again. Well, the seat might have to be dipped in boiling liquid antibiotics by order of the health department, but Shauna's skid marks of elegance will definitely never be dusted from those pedals.
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[Armani]

SHAUNA SAND Walks Her Dog Out in Malibu 08/19/2017

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[puresoul]

Shauna Sand in Malibu, May 26, 2018

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