Some of these are pretty funny. 
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"This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom."
– Melissa Etheridge, clutching her Oscar and reveling in her win for Best Song backstage
"That would probably go under the category of 'everything.'"
– Jack Wagner, on what he likes best about girlfriend Heather Locklear
"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband."
– Denise Richards, when asked by TV's Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton
"It's Britney b----."
– The first words on Britney Spears' "comeback" album Blackout
"I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on."
– Heather Mills, on the possibility of her prosthetic leg coming loose while competing on Dancing with the Stars. It didn't happen.
"I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on."
– Heather Mills, on the possibility of her prosthetic leg coming loose while competing on Dancing with the Stars. It didn't happen
"Is the world flat? I never thought about it."
– Sherri Shepherd, on The View, after Whoopi Goldberg asked her if she thought the world was flat. The newest co-host later explained that she choked under pressure and didn't understand the question.
"I feel that I was treated unfairly, and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."
– Paris Hilton, after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating probation by driving with a suspended license. The heiress ended up spending a total of 23 well-documented days behind bars.
"You are an adult, and I'm not going to be the person for you to explain your thoughts. ... Defend your own insinuations!"
– Elisabeth Hasselbeck, in a split-screen showdown with Rosie O'Donnell on The View
"I don't think much changes when you're 18 – maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, p*rn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed."
– Hayden Panettiere, on her milestone birthday, to David Letterman
"I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant."
– Leah Remini, in May, on rumors that she was trying to convert pal Jennifer Lopez to Scientology to help with fertility.
"Follow the whiskey."
– Kid Rock, who arrived with "Redneck Woman" singer Gretchen Wilson, on his plans after the Country Music Awards
"I just saw Lo's Britney."
– Lauren Conrad, shocked that her friend exposed herself in a Vegas nightclub, on an episode of The Hills
"Don't put it on YouTube."
– Beyonce Knowles, after slipping onstage during a concert performance. Despite her plea, the accident was posted on the website multiple times hours later.
"I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup."
– Zach Braff, addressing womanizing rumors, on his MySpace blog
"Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."
– Jessica Simpson, on not ruling out plastic surgery in the future, to Harpers Bazaar
"It is totally major!"
– Victoria Beckham, about everything
"It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker."
– Nick Lachey to OK Magazine after photos surfaced of he and girlfriend Vannesa Minnillo in a compromising position on vacation in Mexico
"To quote the great Simpsons: Haa-ha!"
– Vindicated Dixie Chick Natalie Maines, channeling animated bully Nelson Muntz, while accepting the best country album Grammy for Not Ready to Make Nice
"My own mother told me I didn't have a shot in hell of winning tonight."
– A shocked Katherine Heigl upon winning an Emmy for Grey's Anatomy
"It's the most fun I have ever had and. also the biggest pain in the *** I have ever experienced."
– Brad Pitt, on fatherhood
"I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so."
– Larry Birkhead, on learning from DNA test results that he is the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn
"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's [private parts], you understand me? That's very disrespectful."
– Faith Hill, after a fan grabbed husband Tim McGraw's crotch during a concert appearance
"This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about."
– David Letterman, to Paris Hilton when she told the Late Show host she no longer wanted to talk about her stint in jail
"Kiss my fat ***."
– An emotional Tyra Banks, on her talk show, responding to critics who poked fun at the former model's recent weight gain
source: http://www.people.com/people/package/gallery/0,,20160055_20159469_23,00.html
"This is the only naked man that will ever be in my bedroom."
– Melissa Etheridge, clutching her Oscar and reveling in her win for Best Song backstage
"That would probably go under the category of 'everything.'"
– Jack Wagner, on what he likes best about girlfriend Heather Locklear
"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband."
– Denise Richards, when asked by TV's Extra if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton
"It's Britney b----."
– The first words on Britney Spears' "comeback" album Blackout
"I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on."
– Heather Mills, on the possibility of her prosthetic leg coming loose while competing on Dancing with the Stars. It didn't happen.
"I'm quite happy to be thrown around and hopefully my leg will stay on."
– Heather Mills, on the possibility of her prosthetic leg coming loose while competing on Dancing with the Stars. It didn't happen
"Is the world flat? I never thought about it."
– Sherri Shepherd, on The View, after Whoopi Goldberg asked her if she thought the world was flat. The newest co-host later explained that she choked under pressure and didn't understand the question.
"I feel that I was treated unfairly, and that the sentence is both cruel and unwarranted. I don't deserve this."
– Paris Hilton, after being sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating probation by driving with a suspended license. The heiress ended up spending a total of 23 well-documented days behind bars.
"You are an adult, and I'm not going to be the person for you to explain your thoughts. ... Defend your own insinuations!"
– Elisabeth Hasselbeck, in a split-screen showdown with Rosie O'Donnell on The View
"I don't think much changes when you're 18 – maybe the way people treat you. But I think the only things I can do is buy cigarettes, p*rn and, if I get in trouble with the law, I'm kind of screwed."
– Hayden Panettiere, on her milestone birthday, to David Letterman
"I think Jennifer knows how to get pregnant."
– Leah Remini, in May, on rumors that she was trying to convert pal Jennifer Lopez to Scientology to help with fertility.
"Follow the whiskey."
– Kid Rock, who arrived with "Redneck Woman" singer Gretchen Wilson, on his plans after the Country Music Awards
"I just saw Lo's Britney."
– Lauren Conrad, shocked that her friend exposed herself in a Vegas nightclub, on an episode of The Hills
"Don't put it on YouTube."
– Beyonce Knowles, after slipping onstage during a concert performance. Despite her plea, the accident was posted on the website multiple times hours later.
"I'm not sure when or why the tabloid angle on me was decided that I am a cad. I would have much rather it had been that I am secretly a dentist or that I love soup."
– Zach Braff, addressing womanizing rumors, on his MySpace blog
"Maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my belly button, I would get them lifted ... Maintenance. But you know, my boobs are real."
– Jessica Simpson, on not ruling out plastic surgery in the future, to Harpers Bazaar
"It is totally major!"
– Victoria Beckham, about everything
"It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker."
– Nick Lachey to OK Magazine after photos surfaced of he and girlfriend Vannesa Minnillo in a compromising position on vacation in Mexico
"To quote the great Simpsons: Haa-ha!"
– Vindicated Dixie Chick Natalie Maines, channeling animated bully Nelson Muntz, while accepting the best country album Grammy for Not Ready to Make Nice
"My own mother told me I didn't have a shot in hell of winning tonight."
– A shocked Katherine Heigl upon winning an Emmy for Grey's Anatomy
"It's the most fun I have ever had and. also the biggest pain in the *** I have ever experienced."
– Brad Pitt, on fatherhood
"I hate to be the one who told you this, but: I told you so."
– Larry Birkhead, on learning from DNA test results that he is the biological father of Anna Nicole Smith's daughter, Dannielynn
"Somebody needs to teach you some class, my friend. You don't go grabbin' somebody else's, somebody's husband's [private parts], you understand me? That's very disrespectful."
– Faith Hill, after a fan grabbed husband Tim McGraw's crotch during a concert appearance
"This is where you and I are different. Because this is all I want to talk about."
– David Letterman, to Paris Hilton when she told the Late Show host she no longer wanted to talk about her stint in jail
"Kiss my fat ***."
– An emotional Tyra Banks, on her talk show, responding to critics who poked fun at the former model's recent weight gain
