The Simple Life heading for rock bottom

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Paris Hilton And Nicole Richie's Separate Simple Life A Flop
Hotel Heiress Paris Hilton and her former best pal Nicole Richie are just not the same without each other, and because of that, TV series 'The Simple Life' is headed for rock bottom, according to a published report. The new season, foolishly titled 'The Simple Life - 'Til Death Do Us Part', was turned down by executives at Fox TV Network, which was smart on their part, but E! Entertainment actually gave it shot.
The show, which kicks off on 4 June(06) on E! at 10 p.m., is an absolute disaster lacking any and all of the fun things that made the situation of the two extremely wealthy girls the least bit alluring, and it is pointless to watch now that the girls aren't even on speaking terms anymore.
And since the girls are no longer friends, the producers came up with a not-so-brilliant concept that has them fill in for a married pregnant woman with a daughter - separately.
[SIZE=-2][/SIZE]Paris told the pregnant wife of Nicole Richie, "I'm the nice one; she's the evil one."
In the destined-to-flop show, the wife has chores for each of the girls to do around the house, ranging anywhere from dusting to babysitting.
Nicole Richie asked the wife if she needed assistance in caring for her husband as well.
She said, "If you want me to sleep with him, let me know."
"How am I supposed to be pregnant if I don't sleep with your husband?"
It seems odd that Paris isn't the one making sex passes at the woman's husband, considering she's the one with the sex tapes.
At any rate, there was another scene where Nicole brings the husband to a strip joint and purposely gets his pregnant wife on the phone while there are half-naked girls everywhere. What's even more disrespectful, show or no show, Richie goes to Lamaze class with him, and in an effort to demonstrate sex during pregnancy, she actually straddles him.
Paris Hilton watched a movie of a woman giving birth in Lamaze class and looked like she was ready to vomit! What a surprise!
The instructor, fighting the urge to laugh hysterically, reassures Paris, "This is a natural process."
Bottom line: It won't live up to its previous seasons when the girls were actually friends.

Source: http://www.postchronicle.com/news/entertainment/tittletattle/article_21220417.shtml
 
Sounds grotesque:sick:

The only person worse than Paris is Nicole. Nicole's trying so hard to grab the spotlight, she's making an idiot of herself.
 
^^What's different to what she did before?? I don't know about anyone else.. but I was watching just for Nicole.
 
*AndoraStar* said:
^^What's different to what she did before?? I don't know about anyone else.. but I was watching just for Nicole.

I`m just watching because of Paris` handbags...:blush:
 
paris and nicole are both uninteresting and unimportant. why anyone watched the first three seasons is beyond me. i saw one episode of the first simple life and almost died of boredom. instead of watching the fourth series, one could spend the half hour gazing at the wall and be better entertained.
 
Urban Stylin said:
i think people are gonna watch it just because...

I`m not so sure about that anymore...how bad can it be when the PR is already bad before the Show even kicked off! :shock:

I wonder if it will even be screened in Europe under those circumstances...damit the "real Trash" never gets through to us :( - I would LOVED to have seen Fat Actress or the Anna Nicole Smith Show... We don`t get such overloads of despair and shamelessness here...pah, as if TV was supposed to be make sense or be "useful"...:rolleyes:
 
How can they declare the show a flop if it hasn't even premiered yet???
 
Im gonna watch it anyways just to see what cute outfits they wear and their hair do and make up. I saw a lil preview and Paris was wearing this dress that reminds me of the movie "The Stepward Wives" however you spell it, I thought it looked cute. But anyways! I have to say again that its not going to be the same when they are filming this seperately. I dont think they are gonna come out with another simple life after this one. I hope not.
 
I'm not gonna watch it 'cos I don't have a TV. But I am going to google for the transcripts of each show and act them out with puppets made from popsicle sticks. Then I will feel both entertained and in-the-know.
 
style_savy said:
How can they declare the show a flop if it hasn't even premiered yet???

Isn`t it obvious that Nichole goes A LOT too far by offering a husband with a pregnant wife sex (even if it`s just "a joke")?

I think this is a level that is not funny anymore...:doh:
 
^yeah I kind of agree...some of the things she says arent funny they are more rude and most people on that show finds it offensive. I think thats always what Simple Life has been just Nicole always being the trouble maker, Paris follows it or laughs or try to tell her to stop. Its what makes the show interesting I guess.
 
after having seen some episodes of the previous simple lifes, nicole behavior doesn't surp-rise me one bit. Sometimes I just want to smack her silly then wash her whole mouth with soap.
 
^ I don't find it refreshing. I don't need to see spoiled snobs on television acting like they have no class, whether they just act like they don't or not. :rolleyes:
 
I never cared for the show, but my interest was sparked yesterday when I saw an interview with Paris. She said that in this season her and Nicole do bump into each other a few times, something interesting happens, and we have to watch to find out. Maybe an on-air reconcilliation? Doubtful, but it is a good way to get people to watch and find out!
 

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