The Worst Songs - Ever!

[GeniedeMelbourne]

Oh, is it? Now it's back to really really bad.

(In fairness, most of the virals they parodied in that episode I hadn't known about before)

 

[KatherineCouture]

I don't remember who's the singer but i really hate Pinacolada Boy song. Ugh...

 

[lifeistiffanyblu]

Cheryl Cole - Promise This.

makes me cringe everytime I hear it.

 

[vivalavida]

Katy Perry - Firework

 

[Squizree]

^ Katy Perry is my guilty pleasure. She's so beautiful.

 

[Psylocke]

^Yes, she's beautiful. But she's so loud and annoying and all of her songs that I've heard really do belong in this thread. Especially California Gurls

 

[Squizree]

I fully understand how some people can dislike her. Her voice is often too high and her songs are too confectionery, almost to the point of nursery-rhyme-material. But that's what the music industry is like these days, they've sacrificed all attempts at creativity in exchange for money.....and we thought fashion was bad.

 

[Escale Cherie II]

Firework would be better, as one music critic said, if someone like Leona Lewis had sung it... Katy's screaming it, really the chorus, and I thought the edited version sounded like her live voice with a guitar. I was surprised by how bad she sounded when she sang it at the VSFS this year
Please Don't Go by Mike Posner... much better, and/or less annoying than Cooler Than Me, but I will always get creeped at that "if you leave/I'm gon' find you" line.
Oh and Pitbull's Hotel Room Service... no that's the Douche Theme Song, sorry.

 

[khyrk]

Firework would be so much better as an anthem if it was sung by Kelly Clarkson.

 

[Juicy]

Nothing's sweet about me- Gabriella Cilmi

 

[apriliciate]

like a G6- far east movement *geezz.. this song it's like hopeless*

 

[StoneSkipper]

I feel soooo mainstream at this thread...I adore pretty much all of those songs

 

[lonn3k3]

Judas by Lady Gaga

 

[Empress Merel]

Rebecca Black - Friday.

For obvious reasons....

 

[Squizree]

^ That's so bad, it doesn't deserve to be even in this thread.

 

[SexySellerie]

I don't like all that David Guetta stuff. It's soooo ridiculous that every former R'n'b-Artist now wants to do electronic music.
And the funny thing is - it has quite nothing to do with REAL electro...

 

[lonn3k3]

David Guetta used to make some good summery songs, now he's collaborating with some of the worst singers and as a result he's releasing some very bad songs that we hear everywhere. "Gettin' Over You" is awful!. Now even rappers are "techno cool". I blame David for that.

 

[Squizree]

^ It's not even proper techno, the majority of it is too poppy to be techno. It's almost nursery rhyme material.

 

[StoneSkipper]

Reviving the thread with this masterpiece:

 

[Frankie Youje]

Reviving the thread with this masterpiece:

Hhahahahahah its really a masterpiece.


I laugh so bad.