Got my subscription copy today, I was wondering why that supplement cover shot of Gillian looked so weird before I realised she's standing in front of a sheet. If you've ever seen one of these Watch supplements, you'll know how uninteresting they are, and Gillian's feature is essentially a three-page advertorial for Bulgari.
And for anyone who thinks that Lourdes Leon was cheated of a cover... her three-page feature in the main issue sees her looking like a Kardashian who wants to be a rapper.
The William & Harry article is more of a puff piece about the 'superstar qualities' of Meghan Markle, which opens with her publicist suggesting to her that she "could be the next Megan Fox". Well, this article might be saying the British royal family are rubbish, but on the other hand, Vanity Fair seems to think they'll sell copies of their magazine if they put people from the royal family on the front, so whatever suits their purposes.
As an aside, I'm sure people in the US have no idea there are people from African backgrounds who have chosen to marry into the British aristocracy, but you don't hear much about them, because they just get on with their lives (Emma Weymouth is one, although her father is described as a Nigerian oil billionaire, so living at Longleat is probably a step down for her).
The Armie Hammer article is quite lengthy, and is followed by a short portfolio of rather beautiful pictures of palatial houses ruined by the blast in Beirut. There's an interview with director Barry Jenkins, and the obligatory Trump article, plus a look at Chanel's ateliers, and excerpts from a political thriller by Stacey Abrams, and from Andrew McCarthy's Hollywood memoir 'Brat: An 80s Story'. The Sharon Stone feature is just the Q&A page at the back of the issue.
That's a lot of written content for such a slim issue, so I feel like I'm getting decent value from it.