Love this.
I am for sure not interpreting this correctly but it reminds me of the beginning of Alice in Wonderland, when Alice drinks the drink-me-potion and eats the eat-me-cake, and her body drastically changes, shrinking or getting gigantic.
I get this from some looks here.
The sense of humour that some TFSers were missing at Schiaparelli is here.
Bravo!