In this tepid era of banal PC-pandering and white knighting to hustle Vogues like they’re Time Magazine (and about the same level of design creativity as a Time Magazine) to the Insta population (as if they buy magazines LOL), it’s actually great to see some signs of hedonistic trashiness. And although none of these Instagirls can deliver, the ultimate trailer trash’s wife has been delivering lately.
She sort of resembles Carolyn Bassette at times; others, she bears a striking resemblance to Kirsty Hume— and she can even look the part of a middle-age housewife like she did on the cover of Anna’s Vogue. That’s some solid modelling (likely on the part of the photographer and not due to her “talent”). But still, she has that brand of masculine, athletic beauty that can be harsh when a photographer doesn’t know how to shoot her. So far, she’s been photographed quite impressively. I’ll gladly take her over any of the Jenners or Bella.
I still weep a little that people are interested in someone like her… but this covershot is good; Very late-80s Guess campaign. If only they gave her fuller, thicker hair like VP would, and not this timid mousy mop. If you’re going to be Mrs.Trashy, then go big and go all the way like David LaChapelle did.