If you've ever wanted to know what the pastel tears of a gay unicorn looks like, you can go through my trash can to find my used Kleenexes from my nightly "WHY ME?" cry on the bathroom floor. Or you can just get a good look at Betty White's dress which she is wearing to the Emmys (or the Bettys as they should be called) tonight.
All those journalists who were going to stay up until dawn tonight trying to figure out who was the hottest b*tch at the Emmys tonight can send Betty White a thank you basket, because she has made their job easier. If Betty is not at the top of every best dressed list tomorrow, then it's confirmed that Satan walks amongst us. I mean, how can Betty not be at the top? Not only does she have the spirit of Blanche, Dorothy and Sophia dancing in pastel across her dress, but she also looks like the grandma of the gay groom at a Palm Springs wedding circa 1983. Also, it's not a party until you're wearing a pearl necklace and Betty is showing us that. This is a candy-coated fuc*ing win!
And here's some other hot pieces from tonight including: Jon Hamm with his wife Jennifer Westfeldt, Chris Colfer, James Lipton (and his gorgeous wife who gets best dressed runner-up), Jane Lynch, Kathy Griffin with Mama Maggie, LAFAYETTE!!!! and Tina Fey. dlisted
Alexander Skarsgard makes a funny face at the 2010 Emmy Awards backstage at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles on Sunday (August 29).
The 34-year-old Swede was joined on-stage with True Blood pair Stephen Moyer and Anna Paquin. The trio presented Mick Jackson of Temple Grandin for Outstanding Directing for a Miniseries.
More pictures inside of Alexander Skarsgard hanging out with the True Blood gang at the Emmys…
A black cloud (powered by Bea Arthur) might appear above my head for blogging this out loud, but I think January Jones might have outdone Betty White at the Emmys tonight. January was caught in a tornado of coffee filters, Madge's vintage cone t*ts, Pepsi cans and cocktail umbrellas and she still made it to the Emmys tonight!
Seriously, January looks like she was in the middle of some hair-pulling sexy times with a married dude when his wife came home and so she had to jump out of the window fully nekkid! Then she was forced to make a dress with sh*t found in the recycle bin and a bottle of blue spray paint from the garage. The freshly fuc*ed hair just pulls the whole beautiful mess together.
If fuc*ery was a country, this would be its national dress at the Miss Universe pageant.
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well i think that jj look great - of course the dress is enormous big and scream but 1. she toned it a little with hair and make up 2. where you can dress like that if not on red carpet event? come on - it is the place
WHAT A SNOOZE FEST. I'm glad I didn't hang around to watch E! red carpet. This is such a disappointment. Remember the late 90s/early 2000s when all the girls would be stunning in high fashion/couture and they were on par with the Oscars and the Globes. I miss that.
Anna Paquin and January Jones are my only favs. Jan could have brushed her hair but overall the blue looked amazing on her. I'm love for Anna's choosing McQueen for award shows.
The Glee girls and Emily Blunt looked alright. Betty White's so cute. She brightened up the place sitting in the front row. But everyone else is forgetable.
Worst dressed was Rita Wilson. I just don't understand how she thought that was a good idea for the Emmys. She usually looked really elegant.
^oh thats funny... although for some inexplainable reason I'm sort of fond of January's dress. Its so different that one can't help but find it amusing and like aspects of it.
Its so funny bc a lot of people are saying that they loved January's dress and hated her mess hair...I'm the complete opposite. One of the only things I liked about her look was her messy hair! lol!
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