The Photoshop Awards: Aubrey O'Day For Millions Of Milkshakes
If you guessed that the next time you laid eyes on Aubrey O'Day she'd be covered in a milky substance, you were right! Here's Aubrey O'Day trying to show up Mimi's army of Photoshoppers and Lil' Kim's plastic surgeons in some kind of ad for Millions of Milkshakes.
Poor Ginger (the fluffy white dog on the left) now has cataracts. Didn't we warn her to never stare directly into Aubrey's naked situation?
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If you've ever wanted to taste Aubrey O'Day's creampie, you're disgusting! But in addition to being gross, you're also in luck because she now has her own milkshake over at Millions of Milkshakes in Los Angeles. Aubrey O'Day lives to pose with whipped cream like it's a dollop of man milk, so thankfully for her a place like Millions of Milkshakes exists!
Aubrey followed up her computer-generated b*kk*ke ad for Millions of Famewhores by creating a milkshake named after her. Aubrey's delicious cup of wart puss contains milky sweat from Diddy's over-moisturized nutsack, coagulated silicone from a leaky implant, two drops of red dog dye and one bottle of Hawaiian Tropic Dark Tanning Oil. One sip of it will send you into ecstasy. One sip will also send you to quarantine by order of the Department of Health, but at least you'll have one second of pleasure before that happens.
The launch party for Aubrey's blended creampie brought out the likes of her tortured dogs, Quinton Aaron from The Blind Side, a pervy Elmo, and some refined royal lady who stopped by before meeting the Queen at Buckingham Palace for Hot Toddies (see last thumbnail). Dlisted
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