Fashion Police

[Josefine]

Squeeze Play

Mya slips up at the GQ Awards in Hollywood. She wears a shiny pink satin dress with a petite purse, pink satin heels, a dangling stone necklace and gold and diamond cuffs. Her wavy auburn Valley of the Dolls 'do tops an outfit that looks borrowed from Barbie's boudoir. Here's the thing about slip dresses: They're meant to look like they can easily slip on and off. But Mya's gotten herself into a bit of a tight spot here. Next time, girl, loosen up a bit.

 

[Ärtan]

Angelina and Hilary Swank.

 

[Josefine]

Swanson Song

Jennifer Lopez walks like an Egyptian into Dolce & Gabbana's Ultimate Hollywood Party in New York, but she may have taken the invite a little too seriously. Her bizarre matronly ensemble--turquoise chiffon gown, fur-trimmed gold brocade coat and silk head scarf--makes La Lopez look like Sunset Boulevard's delusional, washed-up actress Norma Desmond. Could this be foreshadowing?

 

[Josefine]

Pocket Watch

Streetwise rapper Eve heads uptown for the Louis Vuitton United Cancer Front Gala in Beverly Hills. She's in head-to-toe LV: a sheer black blouse with sequined pockets, sequined micro-miniskirt, white bag and black strappy heels. According to her stylist, Alexander Allen, Eve--who usually favors Stella, Gucci or Dior--donned Vuitton to look "classy and chic with a modern edge." Okay, but it also meant her terrific tiger-talon tattoos were covered by those darn pockets. Grrr.

 

[Josefine]

Animal Control

Demi Moore goes undercover at the 20th Annual Night of the Stars in New York. She looks elegant in a black spaghetti-strap silk chiffon gown and luxurious velvet wrap, all designed by her longtime pal Donna Karan. Plus, this is the first time we've seen Demi sans boy-toy Ashton Kutcher since the Charlie's Angels premiere in Los Angeles. Not that he isn't adorable, but she's sexier without that big puppy in tow. Maybe she remembered that old adage: Before you go out, look in the mirror and take off one thing.

 

[Josefine]

You, Two?

The Olsen twins sure don't look separated at birth on the set of their new movie New York Minute. Ashley--in a ladylike pink chiffon skirt, cropped jacket and gold pumps--looks late for lunch at the Plaza, while Mary-Kate seems headed to a Village concert in her Metallica tee, torn jeans, shredded shoulder bag and flip-flops. Now no one can ever confuse the two, 'cause they're obviously so, like, totally different!

 

[Josefine]

Get Hairy

Beck really is down and out in Beverly Hills at the New Directors Label DVD series screening. His baggy jeans, scrunched brown suede boots, unbuttoned shirt and unkempt hair all have a certain cooler-than-thou, alt-rocker, anti-fashion appeal. But do we really need to know his wild chest turf matches his scruffy beard? Next time, dear, do your fans a favor and button up.

 

[Josefine]

Bottle Baby

Anna Nicole Smith pulls off an impressive I Dream of Jeannie turn at the launch party for her Anna Nicole Show: Season One DVD. She looks ready to grant some wishes in a skimpy lavender showgirly getup, complete with veiled headdress, gold chandelier earrings, giant necklace, arm-choking bracelets, more black eyeliner than you can shake a magic mascara wand at and an amazingly supportive bejeweled bustier. With that new slimmer silhouette, it looks like Anna Nicole has been exercising more than just her self-control. Wonder if this genie would let us rub her the right way?

 

[leyla m.]

EVE looked horrible in that outfit and that styling
wasnt she going to be more sophisticated in the future??
i guess it takes time to get where she wants to be

 

[Belowen]

Originally posted by leyla m.@Nov 6th, 2003 - 8:02 pm
EVE looked horrible in that outfit and that styling
wasnt she going to be more sophisticated in the future??
i guess it takes time to get where she wants to be

I agree.

I liked her better with the blonde hair too, that was cute. She just looks a bit greasy

 

[Alejandro]

I agree, her makeup didnt look impecable, those lips were shocking!, and that hair!!! ....I dont like that shirt though I loved the skirt

Aw, forgot to mention, her eyebrows looks red...ergh

 

[LolitaLuxe]

oooooh thanks for the beck pic

 

[xclusive]

anna, anna tsk tsk tsk

 

[Josefine]

Joe Skirt


Yes, the MTV Europe Music Awards were held in Edinburgh, Scotland, but that doesn't make it okay for Vin Diesel to pull a Braveheart. But the most definitely not Scottish macho star clearly enjoys a little Highlands fling anyway, wearing a black leather A-line knee-length kilt, crew-neck black sweater and lace-up biker boots. Hey, ya think the hands-wide-apart gesture describes what's dangling under that saucy skirt?

 

[Josefine]

All White Now

Christina Aguilera looks as pure as the driven snow at the MTV Europe Music Awards. She emerges from her Edinburgh hotel in a '60s-style furry white coat, pink 'n' white baby-doll Versace dress and spiked white go-go boots. For the red carpet, she turns flapper in a sexily shirred white Versace gown, drop earrings and diamond bracelets. Maybe the pop diva is trying to clean up her act after all...Nah.

 

[Josefine]

Nap Time

Andre 3000 of OutKast experiences awkward growing pains at the MTV Europe Music Awards. His immature Crayola-colored rugby shirt, matching Garanimals-style socks and short wide-cuffed stiff denims make him look like the first grade class clown. And from the looks of his knock-kneed crouch, this playground prankster may need to go number one!

 

[Josefine]

Fur Sure

Beyoncé Knowles is lookin' foxy indeed at the MTV Europe Music Awards. She's fiercely bundled in black leather pants by Ji Trois-Paris, cinched black leather jacket with faux fur collar and sleeves, spike heels and long bangs. Wait, back up a sec: Fake fur but real leather? Perhaps she's going for that popular "Oops, I just ran over a mink on my Harley" look that's big with all the vegan PETA types these days? Aw, who cares? Road kill has never looked this good.

 

[Josefine]

Give 'Em the Slip

Perhaps certain everyone's seen her caught-in-the-act sex video, indefatigable jet-setter Paris Hilton has no problem braving Australia's Melbourne Cup in little more than underwear. She struts her socialite stuff in a tie-dye blue chiffon sarong, sheer sequined halter, shiny blue heels and a white bowler, while sister Nicky slinks around in a lavender silk and lace slip dress, silver heels and a pink lily sprouting from her head. When will these girls learn less does not necessarily mean more?

 

[Josefine]

Scare Band

The White Stripes clearly have a Halloween hangover at the MTV Europe Music Awards. Jack--with his deathly pallor, pursed red lips, black blunt cut, pug nose, red velvet leggings and black velvet shirt--looks freakishly like Thriller-era Michael Jackson. All he needs to complete the cloning process is a surgical mask. Meg's doing her own rendition of Jackie O in a red wool '60s-style minicoat with white plastic buttons, white vinyl go-go boots and a white fur hat. Here's some candy, kids. Now, take off those costumes and go home!

 

[Spacemiu]

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