Favourite Movie Quotes?

[Royal-Galliano]

Kill Bill is stuffed with quotes, what about some Elle Driver's

"...The venom of a Black Mamba can kill a human in four hours, if say bitten on the ankle or the thumb. However, a bite to the face or torso can bring death from paralysis within twenty minutes.

(up from paper to Budd)

Now you should listen to this cause this concerns you.

(reading from the paper)

The amount of venom that can be delivered from a single bit can be gargantuan.

(looks up from paper)

You know I've always liked that word gargantuan, and I so rarely have an opportunity to use it in a sentence..."

 

[kismine]

"i don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary" from american beauty

"i'm used to being top banana in the shock department" from breakfast at tiffany's

 

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From Monster:

Will: You wanna call me "Daddy" while I **** you, huh?
Aileen: I'll try. Why? You like to **** your kids?


From But Im A Cheerleader:

Megan: 1, 2, 3, 4 - I won't take no anymore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - I want you to be my mate. 1, 2, 3 ,4 - you're the one I adore. 5, 6, 7, 8 - don't run from me cause this is fate.

 

[Royal-Galliano]

the first one quite brutal, just as the whole movie

 

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Thats why I like it...cause your like... sh*t.

 

[Royal-Galliano]

i know... its terrific... and charlize is really amazing in it

 

[Royal-Galliano]

from pulp fiction:

Butch: I think I cracked a rib.
Fabienne: Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch: No, ******, from the fight.



Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don't eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy mother****er. Pigs sleep and root in sh**. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eat nothin' that ain't got enough sense enough to disregard its own faeces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don't eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we'd have to be talkin' about one charmin' mother****in' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?

 

[Aries]

"I confuse melancholy with depression sometimes." - Quiz Kid Donnie Smith, Magnolia

 

[nnzr]

"Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!" - The Godfather III

 

[1988]

"It's magic, and like science, you don't actually have to understand it" - Ugly Betty

 

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From one of my favorite movies, Mansfield Park (1999)

Susan Price: Your tongue is sharper than a guillotine, Fanny.
Fanny Price: The effect of education, I suppose.

Mary Crawford: But what I am keen to know is which gentleman among you am I to have the pleasure of making love to? [all the men in the room perk up]

Fanny Price: Life seems nothing more than a quick succession of busy nothings.

Fanny Price: Maria was married on Saturday. In all important preparations of mind she was complete, being prepared for matrimony by a hatred of home, by the misery of disappointed affection, and contempt of the man she was to marry. The bride was elegantly dressed and the two bridesmaids were duly inferior. Her mother stood with salts, expecting to be agitated, and her aunt tried to cry. Marriage is indeed a maneuvering business.

Carriage Driver: I was told most definitely to drop her at the front entrance of Mansfield Park.
Tom Bertram: Then drop her.

 

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From another favorite movie of mine, Gosford Park (2001)....(I think I have a thing for 'Park' movies!)

Constance: Tell me, how much longer are you going to go on making films?
Ivor: I suppose that rather depends on how much longer the public want to see me in them.
Constance: It must be hard to know when it's time to throw in the towel... What a pity about that last one of yours... what was it called? "The Dodger"?
Ivor: The Lodger.
Constance: The Lodger. It must be so disappointing when something just...flops...like that.

Slyvia: Mr Weissman.
Morris: Yes?
Slyvia: Tell us about the film you're going to make.
Morris: Oh, sure. It's called "Charlie Chan In London". It's a detective story.
Mabel: Set in London?
Morris: Well, not really. Most of it takes place at a shooting party in a country house. Sort of like this one, actually. Murder in the middle of the night, a lot of guests for the weekend, everyone's a suspect. You know, that sort of thing.
Constance: How horrid. And who turns out to have done it?
Morris: Oh, I couldn't tell you that. It would spoil it for you.
Constance: Oh, but none of us will see it.

Constance: Bought marmalade? Oh dear, I call that very feeble.

[Everyone starts clapping after Ivor has finished a song]
Constance: Please, don't encourage him.

Constance: Difficult color...green.


Maggie Smith plays Constance, some old stuck up Countess with a very dry sense of humor...she's absolutely hilarious. If you haven't seen Gosford Park, I HIGHLY recommend it!

 

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From Running With Scissors when Hope is making stew:

Natalie: Whats in this im starving?
Hope: This and that, my secret ingredient...would you like to try?
Natalie: (takes a bite)...whats the secret ingredient?
Hope: ...Freud
Natalie: *Nervous laugh*
Neil: Freuds dead Hope...you burried her...
Hope: I heard her calling me...she wanted me to dig her up, she asked to be reincarnated as a stew...
Natalie: ...Oh my god!..oh my god, oh my god you fu*king lunatic!, I knew you were insane!
Neil: I dont eat p**sy!

Note: freud was Hopes cat that died.

 

[Squizree]

from Scary Movie 4.
Cindy gets hit in the neck with a football really hard.

Manfriend: Cindy are you ok???
Cindy: Yeah my neck cushioned the blow

hahaha

 

[Royal-Galliano]

from sense & sensibility

Edward Ferrars: I wish to check the position of the Nile. My sister tells me it is in South America.
Elinor Dashwood: No. She's quite wrong, for I believe it is in Belgium.
Edward Ferrars: You must be thinking of the Volga.
Margaret: The Volga?
Elinor Dashwood: Of course, the Volga. Which, as you know, starts in...
Edward Ferrars: Vladivostock, and ends in...
Elinor Dashwood: Wimbledon.
Edward Ferrars: Precisely. Where the coffee beans come from.
Margaret: The source of the Nile is in Abyssinia!

Marianne: Come, I'm taking you on a walk.
Margaret: No, I've been on a walk.
Marianne: You need another.
Margaret: It's going to rain.
Marianne: It is NOT going to rain.
Margaret: You ALWAYS say that, and then it ALWAYS does.

 

[MyNameIs]

Slyvia: Mr Weissman.
Morris: Yes?
Slyvia: Tell us about the film you're going to make.
Morris: Oh, sure. It's called "Charlie Chan In London". It's a detective story.
Mabel: Set in London?
Morris: Well, not really. Most of it takes place at a shooting party in a country house. Sort of like this one, actually. Murder in the middle of the night, a lot of guests for the weekend, everyone's a suspect. You know, that sort of thing.
Constance: How horrid. And who turns out to have done it?
Morris: Oh, I couldn't tell you that. It would spoil it for you.
Constance: Oh, but none of us will see it.

I love Gosford Park so much. Maggie Smith is amazing in it.

 

[Teratel]

"I wonder how many people never get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to have"

Fried Green Tomatoes

 

[vogue28]

Rush Hour

Detective Carter
"50 million dollars? who do you think you've got? Chelsea Klinton?

 

[nnzr]

King Arthur

at the round table -
"You can tell your master, he can plunk his a** where ever he wants!!"

 

[thehappyhippyyy]

from the new batman movie the Dark Knight, in the trailers, aaron ekhart says..

"you either die a hero, or live long enough to watch yourself become the villian"

i sound like such a nerd, haha, but something about that line.. idk!