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Wearing Your Collar Down is for Poor People
By I.M. Adick, III
When my ancestors came over to this great country 400 years ago, they had a vision for a utopia, free from minorities, liberals, poor people, homosexuals, and immigrants. There are few today who share such lofty ideals, but we're easy to find: Pastel polo shirts, loafers without socks, tucked-in shirts, but most importantly, collars up.
Call me a douchebag. Call me an arrogant little cocksucking d*ckhead. Beat the sh*t out of me if I'm not with fifteen of my B-frat friends (unlikely). But just know this: I interned at Smith Barney this summer. Where did you work? A Blockbuster? That's right you insignificant sack of dogshit; I'm going to be your boss. So take your t-shirt wearing, financial aid, blue-collar *** over to Blockbuster and get me a copy of Old School. Do you even own a tuxedo?
Look at my girlfriend. You think she'd go for someone who didn't have his collar up? I don't think so. I remember the night I met her. I bought her so many $9 drinks she couldn't even walk. So I drove her home in my BMW 328ci, but not before I took a few "liberties" with her. The next morning I took her to brunch and went to the mall, where I bought her some blouses. You assholes don't know the first thing about being a gentleman. You probably don't even know how to sail.
When I get out of business school, I'm going to be making $120,000 a year. Add that to my trust fund, and I can buy a country club membership, a ski house, and still have enough money to go barhopping around the city in my designer clothes and sh*t-eating grin. Maybe I'll offer you a hundred bucks to flip my collar up for me. I earned it you middle-class f*ck up. I bet you went to public school.
You're so predictable. I bet I can guess your political party just by looking at you. My cronies and I range from elitist northern liberals to heartless conservative bastards. I've wasted enough time with you. Get some rich parents, an internship, and a pink polo with the collar up, and then maybe I'll let you hang out with me.
Originally posted by alyssaasd@Oct 15 2004, 01:17 PM
I'm new to the board, but this post caught my eye bc everyone at my school is wearing their collars up... especially people who just can't pull it off and it drives me nuts. My friend showed me this "editorial" from the Georgetown Heckler
Georgetown Hecker
I don't agree with this at all, but I thought that the absurdity of it was funny. Take it with a grain of salt....
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Originally posted by PrinceOfCats@Sep 10 2004, 05:32 PM
No, it makes you look like Count Dracula on a bad hair day.
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Originally posted by Alejandro@Oct 17 2004, 03:13 PM
I wear them up, on Lacoste polos im pushed to wear it up all around, on some jackets and shirts I only pull up the back side.
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