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sill did you see "The Stinsons" or "Sorry Bro" because I haven't been able to find "Sorry Bro" anywhere online yet. I guess I'll just have to wait until this upcoming Monday. I'm so excited for the new episode.
(Quote taken from sleepy_orange)Barney:
Jesus started the whole "wait 3 days" thing. He waited 3 days to come back to life. It was perfect. If he had only waited 1 day, a lot of people wouldn't have even heard that he'd died.
They'd be all "Hey Jesus! What up?"
And Jesus would probably be like "What up? I died yesterday."
And then they'd be all "Er, you look pretty alive to me, dude."
And then Jesus would have to explain how he was resurrected, and how it was a miracle.
And then the dude would be like "Er, okay, whatever you say, Bro."
Robin:
Wow, Ancient dialogue sounds so stilted now.
Barney:
I mean, he's not going to come back on a Saturday. Everybody's busy, doing chores, working the loom, trimming their beards. No. He waits the exact right number of days, 3.
Ted:
Okay, I promise. I'll wait 3 days. Just please stop talking.
Barney:
Plus, it's Sunday! Everyone's in church already.
They're all in there "Oh, no. Jesus is dead."
Then BAM! He bursts through the back door, runs up the isle, everyone's totally psyched.
And FYI, that's when he invented the high-five.
3 days, Ted. We wait 3 dyas to call a woman because that's how long Jesus wants us to wait.
True story.
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