The Britney and Kevin Break-up Thread

[hugobossdaria]

i guess they are going to last

 

[Alejandro]

Sorry if this offends anybody, but it's ********

you know....i used to pick on Britney. alot. i mean, c'mon she fvcking married 2 white trash Wal-Mart shoppers in a row! in the same year! not that i wholeheartedly blame her. because sometimes, the best d1ckin' you can get is from a redneck. they'll fvck you till the cows come home cuz they literally are so fvcking stupid they think the cows are actually coming home! and furthermore, them rural backwater motherfvckers are so used to fvcking chickens and donkeys they get so excited to have a real live person cuz dem animals be always trying to run away! anyways, Britney's an open target. and the b1tch couldn't sing if someone paid her. oh wait, they already do. then it's settled. the b1tch can't sing. AND she's a Bush supporter!!!

*deathly organ music*

i know! *grabs d1ldo from Britney's hand* b1tch, gimme that back! fvcking Bush supporter! and to THINK i let you borrow my 12 speed, too! hmph!

but i was thinking....wtf else do we have? the only teeny boppers (who somehow think they are adults now even tho they still have no substantial t1tties) that we have now are Britney, Ashlee, Hilary, Avril and fvcking Lindsay (for the record, Lindsay obviously gets props for gettin' the implants, as does Xtina cuz Lindsay has NO talent but t1ts always make up for that--just ask Kirsten Dunst--and Xtina has talent but that is ONE FVCKING UGLY B1TCH so...good job Xtina i can now watch your bouncin' t1ts instead of cringing at your face when you're all up on tv trying to tell me you're "beautiful" and sh1t. when that b1tch says "don't look at me" in the beginning i'm like "sh1t, don't gotta ask me twice!"). we do, of course, have Mandy. *heavenly music plays* oh how i love me some Mandy Moore. b1tch can't sing but her t1ts are huge and real and she fvcking dated that hot tennis guy.

oh wait, i lost my point....(too much t1tties and we'd all lose our point, right?)

oh yeah so i was watching my Britney DVD (yes i own it, shuddup!) and im realizing that compared to these other b1tches out there Britney can fvcking sing! which really, really sounds bad for Ashlee Simpson but....c'mon. COME ON! the only way to get that b1tch to sing is to shove a 10 inch c0ck up her azz with no lube (sh1t, she'll be shatterin' glass then!). "Pieces of Me"? yeah, my eardrum's in pieces now, b1tch. so i'm watching Britney in these videos and i'm like "dayum, "Oops I Did It Again" don't sound so bad...when you compare it to fvcking "So Yesterday" and sh1t!" and it's true. Lindsay and Hilary are so fvcking tone deaf! and Ashlee...ugh, Ashlee.

see where i give Britney credit is she never tried to be serious. ok, there was that year or so she tried actin' like she's Madonna until everyone was like B1tch, you is NO fvcking Madonna! but i mean, you have Ashlee with her fvcking MTV show always talking about "so, my voice..." or "i just wanna make a good record for the fans and to show who i am as an artist." ARTIST? what fvcked up 12th dimension sh1t is that? see, BRITNEY knows she ain't sh1t. that's why the b1tch always half naked in her videos! any distraction to keep us from actually listening to the dayum b1tch trying to sing. while Ashlee's on MTV talking like, "this album is really who i am as a person on the inside and as an artist..." Britney's like, "whatever, where's the fvcking bar, motherfvckers!?"

so i give Britney props. sure, she sounds like a bad karaoke contestant who wouldn't even make finals on American Idol, but Ashlee Simpson woulda been kicked off the fvcking karaoke bar stage! and i'd say that Ashlee should get naked like Britney but....*shudder*

 

[Curious]

^ This is crazy! Where did it come from? This person has faux-cussing down to a science!

 

[Alejandro]

Is a friend of mine, he writes for a local underground magazine

 

[Belowen]

Oh, she cracks me up

 

[Nemova]

Genius!

and furthermore, them rural backwater motherfvckers are so used to fvcking chickens and donkeys they get so excited to have a real live person cuz dem animals be always trying to run away!

LMAO

 

[oceanharlot]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! omg thats too funny... ow. ow ow. my sides hurt.

 

[ShOe GaL 19]

i kinda like them together...dont know why.

 

[jayson]

Kevin left Britney

That's what's in the news today.

Anybody got some informations?

 

[*Happiness*]

Jayson, what news?

 

[MissAnia]

umm it sounds like a CHEAP gossip...

 

[PrinceOfCats]

Apparently, they've had a tiff and Kevin went to stay at a friend's house for three days, or something...but Britney's mum has sorted everything out.

I can't believe I just looked that up...

 

[DreamsAreMade]

^..........

 

[jayson]

Jayson, what news?

I cant find any international news i am no google pro so maybe you guys can finde anything.

 

[izze]

Apparently, they've had a tiff and Kevin went to stay at a friend's house for three days, or something...but Britney's mum has sorted everything out.

I can't believe I just looked that up...

I heard the same thing... that he had left for 3 days, but is back now.

Who knows... the whole thing is very sad.

 

[Heroin_Chic]

Yeah sure

 

[Fashion Puss]

Is Britney’s husband acting like a baby?

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 1:36 p.m. ET Oct. 6, 2005

Is there trouble in paradise for Britney Spears and her hubby?

The couple has acknowledged rough patches in the early days of their marriage, and it looks like having a baby hasn’t helped things. The buzz is that Kevin Federline — who walked out on his pregnant girlfriend and child to be with Spears — isn’t taking too well to fatherhood this time around either.

Since Spears brought home little Sean Preston, his dad has been “a real brat” — hitting golf balls, partying and chatting on the phone until well into the night, an insider tells Life & Style Weekly. Spears has reportedly complained that she’s “raising two kids now.”

After one particularly nasty row, Federline moved into a friend’s house for three days, according to the mag. But Spears’ mom, Lynne, has reportedly come to the rescue and is helping the couple through its tough patch.

Spears’ rep didn’t respond to The Scoop’s request for comment.


Baby makes Britney Spears blue?
Pop star is reportedly smiling through her tears and Kev may not be helping

By Jeannette Walls
MSNBC
Updated: 2:16 p.m. ET Sept. 21, 2005

Is Britney Spears singing the postpartum blues?

The buzz is that Spears has been moody since giving birth to her son. “Brit’s mood has been up and down since she came home,” a Spears family friend told Life & Style Weekly. “She’s been crying through the smiles,” adds the friend. Spears’ rep insists that she is doing fine.

Spears is reportedly worried about getting back her once-svelte figure, and is concerned that her caesarean scar won’t heal completely. There’s also a report that hubby Kevin Federline almost forgot the couple’s September 18 anniversary — but made it up to her by buying a sapphire “mother’s ring.”

eparately, a source says that Spears wants to have a Kabbalah blessing for the child, and that the Rav — the head of the L.A. based Kabbalah Centre — may perform a “bris-like” ceremony, though it’s “unclear exactly how far they can go on such a thing,” says the source, “because even though she studies Kabbalah, she’s technically not Jewish.”

A spokesman for the Kabbalah Centre told the Scoop: “The Kabbalah Centre does not like to discuss the private lives of its students.”

 

[VainJane]

Not surprised.....once a cheater, always a cheater He walked out on his pregnant girlfriend, might just childish enough to do it to his wife.

Ugh, Kevin is so gross

 

[lunabella]

kevin will NEVER leave britney. he's won the lottery, how could he?

 

[fashionicon]

Not surprised.....once a cheater, always a cheater He walked out on his pregnant girlfriend, might just childish enough to do it to his wife.

Ugh, Kevin is so gross

Agreed.