The Britney and Kevin Break-up Thread

[*AndoraStar*]

God I hope this is true.

 

[Missoni~Heiress]

its about time

 

[softgrey]

i actually watched their stupid show because i came accross the one of the actual wedding...

i thought that they actually seemed like they were really and truly happy...

it's all very strange...
i don't know what to believe..
i think i will go back to ignoring them again...
...

 

[splatooey]

go britney! i hope she cuts him off for good...she's a sweet, not too bright girl but no one deserves skanky k-fed

 

[brokenenglish]

They did seem happy on that dumb show but that was before the baby showed up. Kevin just doesn't seem that into babies. Which is sad because he has multiple children!!

 

[sofialuv]

Who cares if people look happy in some pics?
The truth is that most of the celebrety happiness doesn´t last, like the weddings! It´s so trashy!

Honestly, it makes me sick how celebrities jump to decisions like getting married, why do they even waste their time? It´s not going to last! They could at least save themselves the hassle of getting their weddings anuled and going trough divorce!!!

Did anyone here, ever believed that Brit and Kevin would be together for more than 2 years?!?!!
I just feel sorry for her because she´s so young and innocent that maybe she really tought he was the one...

And now there is a baby in the middle of this....

 

[Sephora_Socialite]

^ I just feel really bad for the baby...a deadbeat for a dad.

Britneys family even gave her so much fair warning and also his track record isn't so hot. If a guy leaves his pregnant girlfriend for you...thats a red flag you should pay attention to.

Now maybe she won't be so naive.

 

[tangerine]

Hopefully Britney will Fed-X to the K-Fed some divorce papers from Louisiana, then I can laugh at them both.

Composing some rhymes for the occasion?

Fed to the ex, like a K to the Fed,
with these sheets from lou'siana, i thee do unwed...

you're better at this... take it, PoC!

 

[Spike413]

First smart move Brit's made in a while.

Next should be kicking him out of the house then, while he's staying with whomever will keep him and couldn't possibly look like more of a loser, you send him divorce papers from Louisiana.

How fun would that be?

 

[LoveMyBoots]

I hope this is true.

 

[yourbestfriend]

britney, for once in the last 5 years..youre cool again

 

[spunkybrasilian]

oh sweet jesus. K-Fed is one untalented worthless hobo with mop of stringy pubic hair atop his empty, empty head'.

Back then
They called me K-Fed,
but you can call me Daddy instead!

Y'ALLLLLL AIN'T READYYYY...
roflroflroflrofl. *dies* x1000005548
I think i threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[Pinky*]

what a total gigolo..
i abhor guys like 'k-fed' who take no responsibility and spend their girls money like he thinks shes his mom.
i used to date one of them. men of his breed should be castrated at birth..

 

[Sephora_Socialite]

^ at birth? NOO then they won't remember. They should do that as punishment now...I'm all for the comeback of this medieval punishment to use on K-Fed.

 

[Heroin_Chic]

Fed to the ex, like a K to the Fed,
with these sheets from lou'siana, i thee do unwed...

"K-Fed" should hire you - you`re better with lyrics than he is!

 

[stl]

Agree with Heroine_chic!!! So funny !!! Go Britney !!!

 

[liberty33r1b]

i'm so sick of them......

 

[PrinceOfCats]

Composing some rhymes for the occasion?

Fed to the ex, like a K to the Fed,
with these sheets from lou'siana, i thee do unwed...

you're better at this... take it, PoC!

All I'm going to say is...

Yo yo yo, K-Fed to the Fed-X
They call me the Fedasauras rex
My beats are big like T-bone Walker
Y' might be gettin' that I'm no talker

Don't mess wit me cause I'm T-O-X-I-C
M'styles bad like Paris to tha power of three
Think I'm snortin' fresh cocaine straight outta Bolivia
But I'm in the bath rubbin' in Brit's Nivea


And you really don't get no beats like these with yo sucka MCs...

 

[Spike413]

Wait wait wait, so he actually calls himself K-Fed????

Forgive me for being clueless (usually I couldn't care less about celebs and therefore don't pay attention to them or their rediculous nicknames)

A word of advice for K-Fed rofl:that kills me ) Dude, it didn't work for Vanilla Ice, and it certainly aint gonna work for a greaseball like you.

 

[IsaMaus]

All I'm going to say is...

Yo yo yo, K-Fed to the Fed-X
They call me the Fedasauras rex
My beats are big like T-bone Walker
Y' might be gettin' that I'm no talker

Don't mess wit me cause I'm T-O-X-I-C
M'styles bad like Paris to tha power of three
Think I'm snortin' fresh cocaine straight outta Bolivia
But I'm in the bath rubbin' in Brit's Nivea


And you really don't get no beats like these with yo sucka MCs...

That is really good!!! hahaaha You made my day!!!