Adriana Lima

[ALAUU]

Dlisted.com says:

Adriana Lima and her husband, basketball player Marko Jaric, have a brand new baby friend (of the female variety). Adriana's spokeswhore confirmed to People that she gave birth to a girl in NYC last night, "Adriana and Marko are thrilled to announce they had a baby girl, Valentina Lima Jaric. Mother, father and baby are all doing well."
I'm sure that as soon as she popped out her baby, her stomach went flat, her t*tties jumped for heaven and she let out a long butt hum (models don't fart) that caused her *** to shrink. b*tch will be back in a bikini by this weekend.
And I think we're all wondering the same thing: Does Valentina look like her mother, or does she have her father's marble eyes? If it's the latter, let's just tell her that her lil' eyes love her nose so much that they always want to be together. And if that doesn't work, we can tell her that when she grows up she can play the real-life Doug in a movie.
We're all awful people.

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Yoszillian, when I read this, I thought it was you writing it, so I was about to reply with a negative comment directed at you ... then I realized it was just some jack*ss from Dlisted. Anyways, I'm so happy for her!!!!!! How exciting and I'm sure the baby is beautiful

 

[Kenysha75]

Michael K is just jokin dont take everything to the letter
Im quite sure he's happy for her just like us all here
Congrats again adri!!

 

[Iloveyoutoo]

Omg! Congrats to Adriana!

 

[Yoszillian]

Michael K is always joking and a lot of the times the joke is about himself...I love him because unlike Perez he isn't so stuck up...

Valentina Lima...sounds like a new supermodel to me:d

 

[vivaglam]

I was thinking that, Yos! Such a supermodel name. Congratulations!

 

[helen-rox]

Congrads

 

[nothingless]

LOL yes, perfect supermodel name indeed! Big congrats, the name is beautiful, so classic and so well-suited in both cultures!

 

[helen-rox]

How is Adri going to recover so quickly for the show? I mean since she just gave birth you think she will still take part in the show??

 

[Kenysha75]

I cant imagine them doing the show without her its just impossible

 

[Beckham18]

Congrats on the baby Love the name

 

[jacquelineo]

They probably taped her segment before she gave birth

 

[michelabella]

congrats again! so so so happy she had a girl can't wait to see little Valentina!

 

[ptistin]

so she did got pregnant around march, right? so i guess she really got pregnant after marriage.

Congrats Adri! Valentina is such a cute name!

 

[KitschyFox]

yay! congratulations to her so happy

 

[DaisyLovesJack]

That name is gorgeous! Valentina

I think comparing two completly different people is pointless

agreed!

 

[wiwi]

Congrats, Valentina Lima is beautiful

 

[Empress Merel]

Lovely name. Congrats to Adriana and her husband

 

[Super_nova]

congratulations to the family, love the name!

 

[Betty_B]

OOhh I am soo glad that it'is a girl!!!Some people were stating it would be a boy, so its great suprise that it's a girl! & yeah Valentina is a nice slavic name, suitable for both cultures as somebody else said previously!
I'm very happy for Adriana

 

[Littleathquakes]

maybe she'll follow her in mom's footsteps, cause that is going to be one tall girl