Uuuuuh, Wow. . .
The Resistance asks Jessica Simpson to join them
After harsh criticism, John Conner extends a hand of friendship
(San Diego, CA) After receiving international attention for criticizing Jessica Simpson’s new sex charged video “These Boots are Made for Walking,” spokesperson for The Resistance, John Conner, asks Jessica
to join them in their mission of exposing the September 11th cover up, and in the fight against the New World Order. “Let’s turn this lemon into lemonade” insists Conner.
“I think this is a great opportunity for Jessica to use her celebrity to help expose the lies and cover ups surrounding the September 11th inside job.” explains Conner. “Now that she’s familiar with The Resistance, I hope she picks up a copy of The Resistance Manifesto and learns the truth about that tragic day, and how elements within our own government planned, and allowed the attacks to happen as a pretext for war.”
Now that the issue of the inappropriate video has been raised in the mainstream media, The Resistance is focused on larger, more important issues such as the criminal residing in the White House. “Today we internationally expose an inappropriate music video, tomorrow the biggest crime in history.”
For those people who don’t know, the terrorist attacks on September 11th were not an ‘intelligence failure’ as the official story states. The attacks were not only allowed to happen as a pretext, or a reason to get the population behind the war, but the hijackers were assets of the CIA, just like Osama Bin Laden. President Bush signed Presidential Decision Directive W199i, pulling FBI agents off of the suspected terrorists, ensuring they could continue their work, and the treason gets worse.
Despite popular belief, the CIA had run ‘drills’ of jets being hijacked and being used as weapons and the envisioned targets were the World Trade Center and the Pentagon. The anthrax which was sent through the mail following the suicide attacks was also an inside job perpetrated to create even more fear, ensuring the Patriot Act would pass and to get the American people to completely submit to the plans of the New World Order.
The Resistance would like to thank every gossip columnist and blogger who picked up on the Jessica Simpson video controversy, and shows that the Lord works in mysterious ways. One of the greatest things about our Lord Jesus Christ is that if we’ve strayed from our path, or even abandoned God, he’s ready to take us back with open arms and forgive us for our shortcomings. It’s also amazing that He used Hollywood gossip columns to attract attention to the Christian community. God bless you all!
Wow, I just have no idea what to say to that. . .lol
Except, I think that
this website just might come in handy for them
And shaking her bum and such but with a goofy smile on her face the whole time. Its not supposed to be all serious and sexy and :rawr:. haha You know?
, but she claims they weren't that bad AND she admits to never having even been in a Hooters before...The girl is just making blind statements, hence making most of her here pretty annoyed
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When it reality he is nothing more than a glorified pimp who has a huge hand in Jessica doing this quote unquote wh*ring.
