I've been thinking a lot about the "world-shocking" British Vogue cover... A part of me thinks it is Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn, both coming out as bi at the same time... There's been so much speculation over the years about Taylor being bi and some Swifties Detectives have speculated Joe might be bi too because of pictures from his past and stuff... A lot of bi boys date bi girls, so I think a cover like this would open conversations about what a couple, a 21st century couple, a queer couple, a celebrity couple, looks like...
If this turned out to be true, my eyes would probably become permanently stuck backwards in their sockets from excessive eye rolling. Two people in a heteronormative relationship claiming to be queer is about the last thing the world needs right now. Though the only positive outcome of the situation would be Taylor Swift looking glamorous and stunning before Meisel's lens!
Wherever did the Meghan and Harry rumor even come from? She's
just been on the cover of The Cut with an interview, what more is there to say? Meghan Markle on the cover of British Vogue prior to Queen's death (when the announcement was made) wouldn't be shocking at all. At this time it would be too offensive to a massive chunk of his readership, which is something he's never been in his five years at Vogue. Highly unlikely.
Rihanna would shock absolutely no one. She wouldn't even be a mild surprise, baby or no baby. Frankly, I don't wish to see her or read about the great joys of motherhood. If it isn't an album, I don't want it.
Daria Werbowy would be a total gag, but would shock absolutely no one outside the inner circles of fashion.
Britney made it pretty clear she didn't care about money and that she didn't want to tell her story in press and would rather do it on her own terms - which she did in that deleted audio clip, where she name-dropped Oprah several times. I doubt she'd reveal her truths to Vogue rather than Oprah, but again, would love to see her photographed by Meisel.
I genuinely can't even imagine what this cover could possibly be, which sparks curiosity and excitement in me. I wonder when we're going to see the grand reveal. I love this guessing game and I love the anticipation, like prior to the release of Linda's September issue. They're doing a great job.