Favorite Riddle

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  1. model_mom

    model_mom Active Member

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    A woman shoots her husband,holds him under water for over 5 minutes finally she hangs him, 5 minutes later they go out to dinner together. How can that be?

    What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls? :shifty:



    and yours.........
     
  2. softgrey

    softgrey flaunt the imperfection

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    it's a photograph of her husband...she shoots-develops and then hangs the picture...

    is that right??????.....
     
  3. softgrey

    softgrey flaunt the imperfection

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    falls but never breaks...rain...sleet...snow....

    breaks but never falls...waves...

    well...did i get it....huh huh huh ... :buzz: :bounce: :clap:
     
  4. model_mom

    model_mom Active Member

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    The first one you did and the to the second ones you gave good answers but not the right answer. Thanks for trying though. You did win the right to post one if you would like. :flower:
     
  5. softgrey

    softgrey flaunt the imperfection

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    awww...i don't know any...and i don't know any jokes either...i can never remember them...

    what's black and white and red all over?
     
  6. dynamic_

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    a zebra in a blender :P my cousin told me that yea its pretty disgusting
     
  7. princess_tess

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    The person that made it doesn't want it, the person who bought it won't use it and the person who is using it doesn't know...

    what is it?
     
  8. purplelucrezia

    purplelucrezia New Member

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    Or a newspaper, also.
     
  9. kitsch

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    Clever, I like riddles. :smile:
     
  10. Twiinkls143

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    A COFFIN!
     
  11. princess_tess

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    YES!! haha

    what about this one...

    A father and son have a car accident the boy is rushed to the hospital when the surgeon starts to perform they exclaim "Thats my son!". Who is the surgeon?
     
  12. oanadobre

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    The boy's grandfather- the father's father
     
  13. Meg

    Meg inspired contemplation

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    or the boy's mother is a doctor.
     
  14. princess_tess

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    mehg got it... :smile:

    Yeh thats all I got...
     
  15. strawberry daiquiri

    strawberry daiquiri seagreen serenades

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    Night falls, day breaks?

    Em, thanks for the dedication :o :lol:

    . . . .

    A man commits, and is arrested for high treason. He is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or hung if the statement is true. The man makes his final statement and is released.

    What four words did he say?
     
  16. Spike413

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    Okay, I'm thinking that he said something that was neither true or false, so mabye he asked a question.....other then that I have no idea.
     
  17. Tuti*Fruiti

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    I'm not so good at these, but going by Spike's theory, maybe he said "God save the Queen!"
     
  18. oanadobre

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    I will be shot!
     
  19. strawberry daiquiri

    strawberry daiquiri seagreen serenades

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    Of course :wink:
     
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    Oooh, that's good!!!!
     

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