Favorite Riddle

[model_mom]

A woman shoots her husband,holds him under water for over 5 minutes finally she hangs him, 5 minutes later they go out to dinner together. How can that be?

What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?



and yours.........

 

[softgrey]

it's a photograph of her husband...she shoots-develops and then hangs the picture...

is that right??????.....

 

[softgrey]

falls but never breaks...rain...sleet...snow....

breaks but never falls...waves...

well...did i get it....huh huh huh ...

 

[model_mom]

The first one you did and the to the second ones you gave good answers but not the right answer. Thanks for trying though. You did win the right to post one if you would like.

 

[softgrey]

awww...i don't know any...and i don't know any jokes either...i can never remember them...

what's black and white and red all over?

 

[dynamic_]

a zebra in a blender my cousin told me that yea its pretty disgusting

 

[princess_tess]

The person that made it doesn't want it, the person who bought it won't use it and the person who is using it doesn't know...

what is it?

 

[purplelucrezia]

Originally posted by softgrey@Aug 17 2004, 08:46 PM
what's black and white and red all over?

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Or a newspaper, also.

 

[kitsch]

Clever, I like riddles.

 

[Twiinkls143]

Originally posted by princess_tess@Aug 17 2004, 09:44 PM
The person that made it doesn't want it, the person who bought it won't use it and the person who is using it doesn't know...

what is it?

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A COFFIN!

 

[princess_tess]

YES!! haha

what about this one...

A father and son have a car accident the boy is rushed to the hospital when the surgeon starts to perform they exclaim "Thats my son!". Who is the surgeon?

 

[oanadobre]

The boy's grandfather- the father's father

 

[Meg]

or the boy's mother is a doctor.

 

[princess_tess]

mehg got it...

Yeh thats all I got...

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by model_mom@Aug 18 2004, 01:56 AM
What falls but never breaks? What breaks but never falls?

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Night falls, day breaks?

Em, thanks for the dedication

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A man commits, and is arrested for high treason. He is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or hung if the statement is true. The man makes his final statement and is released.

What four words did he say?

 

[Spike413]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 07:35 AM
A man commits, and is arrested for high treason. He is sentenced to death by the court-martial. He is allowed to make a final statement, after which he will be shot if the statement is false or hung if the statement is true. The man makes his final statement and is released.

What four words did he say?

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Okay, I'm thinking that he said something that was neither true or false, so mabye he asked a question.....other then that I have no idea.

 

[Tuti*Fruiti]

I'm not so good at these, but going by Spike's theory, maybe he said "God save the Queen!"

 

[oanadobre]

I will be shot!

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by oanadobre@Aug 18 2004, 06:14 PM
I will be shot!

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Of course

 

[Spike413]

Oooh, that's good!!!!