Favorite Riddle

[strawberry daiquiri]

Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not.

 

[purplelucrezia]

A secret, the truth? I'm going to be thinking about this all evening...

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by purplelucrezia@Aug 18 2004, 11:37 PM
A secret, the truth? I'm going to be thinking about this all evening...

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No, no and enjoy your evening.

 

[purplelucrezia]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 05:38 PM
No, no and enjoy your evening.

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There's no way I'll be able to now!

 

[purplelucrezia]

Oh! Life?
edit: Nevermind... wait... the afterlife? Arg.

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by purplelucrezia@Aug 18 2004, 11:48 PM
Oh! Life?
edit: Nevermind... wait... the afterlife? Arg.

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No...

Another:

Four men sat down to play.
They played all night ‘till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain:
If no one lost, how could all gain?

 

[Spike413]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 12:33 PM
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not.

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time?

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by Spike413@Aug 19 2004, 12:00 AM
time?

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No, sorry...

 

[Spike413]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 05:54 PM
No...

Another:

Four men sat down to play.
They played all night ‘till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain:
If no one lost, how could all gain?

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They didn't play wth each other AAAAH!

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by Spike413@Aug 19 2004, 12:04 AM
They didn't play wth each other AAAAH!

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Try again :grrr:

 

[Spike413]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 06:06 PM
Try again :grrr:

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I can't, I'll start getting grey hairs.

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 05:54 PM
No...

Another:

Four men sat down to play.
They played all night ‘till break of day.
They played for gold and not for fun,
With separate scores for everyone.
When they came to square accounts,
They all had made quite fair amounts.
Can you the paradox explain:
If no one lost, how could all gain?

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could they be members of a band or something? like playing a gig?

 

[Spike413]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 12:33 PM
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not.

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one last stab for tonight.......love?

No that's not it.

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

Originally posted by strawberry daiquiri@Aug 18 2004, 12:33 PM
Whoever makes it, tells it not.
Whoever takes it, knows it not.
And whoever knows it, wants it not.

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fake designer clothing

 

[Spike413]

Oh please let that be the answer

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

i have one...

Poor People Have it
Rich People Need it
Its Greater than God
Its more evil than the Devil
If you eat it, you will die

what is it?

(take it as face value lol...you wont get it if you analyze too much)

 

[Spike413]

^ Nothing

 

[strawberry daiquiri]

Originally posted by CaptainJackSparrow@Aug 19 2004, 12:16 AM
i have one...

Poor People Have it
Rich People Need it
Its Greater than God
Its more evil than the Devil
If you eat it, you will die

what is it?

(take it as face value lol...you wont get it if you analyze too much)

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Nothing.

Some more I'm remembering in case anyone's an insomniac or wants to be:

A man walked up to his house and he heard his wife scream " John Don't do it!" the man ran inside and saw his wife, dead on the floor. Around her was an electrician, surgeon, and a clown. The man goes up to the surgeon and says "You did it!". How did the man know?

A girl left on her horse one Sunday, was gone for four days, but still came back on Sunday. How?

There are two rooms - one room with three light bulbs, the other with three light switches. Each switch turns on one light. If you can only travel to each room once, how can you tell which switch controls which light?

 

[Spike413]

A girl left on her horse one Sunday, was gone for four days, but still came back on Sunday. How?

Was the horse named Sunday?

 

[CaptainJackSparrow]

good job lol...have you guys heard that before? lol