QUOTEABLES
"You're coaching a glee club that can only beat choirs of old people. You're re-hashing the details of your failed marriage with the very lemur who rejected the bestial horror of your craven sexual advances. And when my Glee club crushes yours at Regionals, you will have lost all meaning in life and turn to drinking." -- Sue
"Who told you that hairstyle was cool? Geronimo?" -- Lauren
"That guppy mouth belongs to me." -- Santana
"Your face tastes awesome." -- Rachel
"I need to close my locker, and it's going to sound like a gun shot." -- Tina
"I've been dry heaving all weekend. When my mom asked what the sound was, I told her I was practicing bird calls." -- Santana
"I told my mom I had the flu, and she made me a traditional tea made out of panda hair." -- Mike
"I'd say 'bye,' but I wouldn't want to make you angry." -- Blaine
"I don't even know who you are." -- Schuester grading papers
"What's with the Cory Hart imitation?" -- Sue
"It's like nursing a POW back to health so he's at his strongest when you torture him to death." -- Sue
"That is so racist." -- Brittany (pot calling kettle black comment)